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Kiki: Well, that was... bizarre. To put it like that.
Steven: Bloody heavens.
Kiki: You okay there, dear?

Steven: Brain, are you alright?
Brain: All systems online

Steven: So, what do we now brain?
Brain: The same thing we do every night; TRY TO TAKE OVER T-
Steven: I'm fine. So... where are we anyway?

Kiki: Far from Cleod, that's for sure.
Steven: Word.


Father Winter: Greetings kids! I couldn't help but notice that you two just fell out of the sky. Might that other person belo-

Father Winter: Hang on a second! Falling out of the sky? That sounds like prophecy material. Could these two be..?

Steven: Hold the phone! Jamal and Chris are gone! We must've been seperated.

Father Winter: Fear not, I'll get us a ride, a PIMPED OUT ride!

Father Winter: Kids, meet Sonic Duck.

Father Winter: Now, let me explain the plot pretty much; on Ego Isle, many people are held captive, including your 'Cleod'. Many heroes are drawn to this island, hoping to free their loved ones. They died.

But do not despair, within you two I sense a large amount of ego, which converts to strenght here. You might succeed!

Steven: What other person where you talking about Gramps?

Father Winter: I hope he might be one o' yours. We're going there now.


AND SURELY
Father Winter: There! Ramen Stadium, that is where I saw the other guy.

Steven: Look, there is someone in trouble over in that ramen bowl.

???: HELP ME!

Steven: Without a general understanding of this scene, I must make haste to assist this silver-head.

Steven: I just found a flaw..
???: WATCH OUT

Steven: Hi, my name is Steven.
???: you just broke my spine!

Jus D'Orange: Who's this joker?
Apple: Dunno! But the boss said to not leave any survivors.

Steven: Oh! You two must be 'bad guys'

Steven: What's your name?
Shaske: S-shaske..

Steven: Let's beat these clowns, Shaske!

Narration: Last time, our heroes found themselves face-to-tace with a dastardly breakfast meal. Can they win with aid from their new ally Shaske?

Kiki: You've been standing still for a while now!

Steven: Oh, right! I keep forgetting to attack

Apple: Fool! clearly you lack basic understanding of the forces at work here- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

Apple: 'Physical Ego' Now child, are you ready to face my final form?


Shaske: Oh well if you wanna battle Apple, I'll-

Jus D'Orange: Inner Ego: Drag Queen!
Shaske: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Shaske: Can we switch opponents?
Steven: No.

Steven/Shaske: WHAT DO WE DO WHAT DO WE DO etc.

Father Winter: THESE are our heroes? You! Quick, give that guy a compliment!

Kiki: Steven! You have nice hair!



Kiki: W-what happened to Steven?

Father Winter: It seems that he has become arrogant enough to active his 'superego'. The bigger your arrogance, the stronger your ego!

Father Winter: Class 1: Ego-users can power-up or depower others through verbal power
Class 2: 'Superego' users can their ultimate self-image into power
Class 3: IDusers are in perfect synch with their bodies, enchancing muscle-build.

..And it seems that this young man's Superego is 'King's Ego'.

Steven: "Supido Akuma (lit. "A thousand slashes through both your mind and body on a chilly winter night heavenly art: power of demon")
Apple: What the-

Apple: Gaah! You bastard! You cut me!

Steven: Sir, I'm a protagonist. That's what we do.

Steven: Shaske! Let's take these clowns out out in one shot. Hereby we've formed a stragety that we both understand even though we have not discussed anything.

Kiki: Come on guys, I know you can do it!

Steven: Also I can teleport.

~

Apple: Confound it! Instead of standing still here in the open, I should make an attempt to dodge. Yet, I find myself dumbstricken by this mar-

Apple: ..mother..

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Father Winter: Well done, boys.

Steven: Oh...

Steven: Wait! What the-

[angst intensifies]

Steven: W-what did you do to her?!

Father Winter: And now, the pun I've been waiting to make since Chapter 1: Glutton; Ramenshuriken!

Shaske: Auraka! Save us!

~

Auraka: Young lord, did you gather any information regarding princess Eriko's whereabouts?
Shashke: I think I very well might have, but it seems the situation is worse then we've been lead to believe.
Auraka: Shall I move towards terrain in our favor?

Narration: Last time, our heroes got betrayed by Father Winter. That's what you get for trusting ice cream. Suckers...
Auraka: We've lost him, I'm affraid. I can still smell him, but the trail is getting faint. I suggest we take a quick rest and discuss our current situation.

Steven: I haven't seen any comically oversized foods here lately. .... I'm hungry
Shaske/Auraka: Me too

Steven: So... why are you two on this island anyway?

Auraka: Ah! Yes! A proper introduction would be in place. We're from 'Arpeia'. Our princess was kidnapped roughly 5 days ago, and for some reason the suspected perpetrator left behind the coordinates to this island, plus the words 'Sigmund Project' painted on the wall. We send in our elite guards to investigate, but as soon as we arrived we were ambushed, and most were killed. Lord Shaske and I fled the scene, and well... the rest is history.
Shaske: And when I save princess Eriko I'm gonna SCORE!


Steven: Strange, Cleod was kidnapped like that as well... It appears we all walked straight into some trap.
Auraka: That reminds me! I've been meaning to ask if you might be one of Cleod's crew. Steven, right? Could it be that you are... the sudent of Eggplant?
"It's been a while since I thought about him.. it's time for an eleborate and dubiously derailing backstory"
"Las vegas, 12 years ago"
Eggplant: Well, I lost. I'm out of chips. Well, there goes our life savings, Steven. Actually, haha, we can't even pay the huge debt I just earned. I sure do hope they don't kill me for it, haha!
-Later that night-
Eggplant: Rats!
Steven: Master.. I'm sorry you suck so much at Poker.

Eggplant: Steven, don't worry.. death is a promise to us all. Don't mourn over my death, use it to fuel your own desire to life.. and live. Don't forget; you will f*** up sometimes (you'll f*** up a lot actually) but you're always allowed to better yourself. as both and artist and as a human.

Also, you may wanna get outta here before the cops arrive.



"And that is why I never gave up on art.. ..and why I became an edgy, dark Batman-esque superhero.
Auraka: He owed me a LOT of money...

Steven: Uhh.. Shaske, didn't you mention earlier that you may have a clue where Eriko is held?
Shaske: Hm? Oh yeah, that. I overheard Apple saying that prisoners were held captive somewhere called 'Cutlery'.

???: You mean Cutlery Castle? Nice piece of real estate.

Visage: Hello, you may call me Visage~

Steven: uh, sir.. we were in the middle of a conversation.
Visage: Sorry sorry sorry etc.


Steven: Well, it took us only half an hour and a lot of killing t-rexes, but this should be it! I wonder if that 'visage' guy we followed here is leading us right into a trap.
Shaske: Don't be mistrusting.
Auraka: Our situation does not look very good, no. Regardless, if the princess is there, we must proceed at once. This does not bode well.

A promise to live life without fearing death, or rather, not too worry about the inevitable, and to make sure I would always look forward.. ? .. Still, it would suck if I were to die here![/b]