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let me tell ya something about chuck Norris...
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 Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:28 am Posts: 892 Gender: Anime Girl 
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Chuck Norris can impregnate you... even If your a guy.
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| Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:28 pm |
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 Chuck norris kills for fun.... |
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| Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:50 am |
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Joined: Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:09 am Posts: 0
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 he can he just blows everyone up in his path. |
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| Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:08 pm |
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 Joined: Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:40 pm Posts: 2168 Gender: Male Currently Playing: Rage, TF2, and some other vidya I guess.
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Don't double post.
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 Joined: Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:31 pm Posts: 337 Location: None of your buisness Gender: Male
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves
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 Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:04 am Posts: 1180 Country: 
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How much could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris?
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| Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:37 pm |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to play chess to kill the king and queen.
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| Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:49 pm |
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 Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:27 am Posts: 2333 Location: ??? Gender: Male
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The dinosaurs were extincted because Chuck Norris lives.
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:19 pm Posts: 2682
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RyanKajito was killed by Chuck Norris.
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| Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:53 pm |
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:28 am Posts: 892 Gender: Anime Girl
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life was made so Chuck Norris had something to kill
_________________ You Are 100% Evil You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you! http://zero-xesend.mybrute.com |
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| Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:50 pm |
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:19 pm Posts: 2682
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God was killed by Chuck Norris, thats why he isn't here.
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Legendary Ghost  Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:42 am Posts: 12630 Location: Belgium Country: 
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* Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin underneath his beard; just a giant pussy.
* Before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet to make sure Chuck Norris folded all of the clothes correctly. * Every night before he goes to sleep, Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Christopher Walken. * Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups; he's too old. * Chuck Norris ruins every party he goes to because he is a born again Christian fundie. * When Chuck Norris endorses a presidential candidate, it's Mike Huckabee. * Evolution is a lie; there's just a list of animals Chuck Norris believes were created by our Lord God Almighty. * Chuck Norris once told Chuck Norris a Chuck Norris joke. But Chuck Norris didn't laugh. Because Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny. * Chuck Norris cries while masturbating. For f***' deffo. And it don't cure cancer, either. _________________ Play Smite with me? (It's like LoL or Dota, but less frustrating)  "Jesus promised the end of all wicked people. Odin promised the end of all ice giants. I don't see many ice giants around." |
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:28 am Posts: 892 Gender: Anime Girl
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_________________ You Are 100% Evil You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you! http://zero-xesend.mybrute.com |
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Chuck Norris eats kittens, That's why he's the father of kittenpuncher
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