3:Have a Donut

You treat yourself and your previous life's party to doughnuts, despite having no clue why you like these strange older adventurers or the fact you know their names. As your eating you notice a great difference in the appearence of Xena and the rest, she seems younger than everyone else as if she doesn't age, at all. You attempt to ask about this but nobody doesn't hear you. Bored, you start looking around. You notice a young woman looking at you from a nearby table inside the resturaunt. She quickly turns away. What do you do?

1. ignore everything and continue eating doughnuts
2. go to the table with the young woman and flirt
3. flirt with Xena
4. leave these older adventurers
5. try to question Xena's age again
6. lol, at fail in the previous page

go to the table with the young woman and flirt
the woman turns around and you see a flash of light, you all of a sudden return to your previous life.

1:continue to flirt
2:flirt with Xena
3:Wonder how you returned to your past life.

3:Wonder how you returned to your past life.

Back in the chamber you are alone as you have been somehow revived. Remembering nothing of the recent event of the flash of light or the young woman, you head out to find your comerades wondering, Why am I alive again. Where do you think your pals are?

They're at the doughnut shop (which seems oddly familiar)
They're looking for Clyde
They're at their original homes

They're at the doughnut shop
you walk into the doughnut shop and find your comerades and someone else with them.

1:keep looking
2:ask who this man is
3:Flirt with Xena

Ask who the man is

Xena: Don't you remember....?
Xena: its my dad! Remember?

You feel a chill emanate through you. You remember the deeds of Xena's father, and with a chill remember the dragon and your father.

You: *I-it can't be!...the greater force?! MY DAD DEFEATED HIM! NO way! H-he is behind everything!*
You: *Maybe...no...h-he used the book, and stayed alive....but i still don't know what is the book...but i feel closer to the truth.* *Most probably the others believe we are in the real world, and don't remember my parents at all....or something akin to that...Clyde...why...?*

1. Use stealth around Xena's father...he's dangerous..i don't even have my sword....
2. RUN AWAI!

RUN AWAI!
you run out of the shop finding Xenon.
Xenon:hey, Vincent, how has it been.
*Xenon looks into the shop*
Xenon:Wha? Father?! There's no way!
You:he wrote himself into the book before he died, so he is only alive in the book.
Xenon:Oh...My...God.

1:go in with Xenon
2:go in alone
3:RUN!

Go in with Xenon
Xenon: But...it doesn't matter....time for you to pay...
You: ...Clyde didn't tell you the real thing.
Xenon: He did....

1. Run away and find a way to return everything to normal *Snipe and the rest of the guys rem. everything, get your sword and come back to you with UPGRADES, AKA weapons from the 3 portraits shown in the beginning, also manages to convince Xenon*
2. SCREW. THIS. BOOK! *blow up everything, results in book 2 lol*

2. SCREW. THIS. BOOK! *blow up everything, results in book 2 lol*

you rip the book in two

*RIP*

you open the second volume hoping for it to be better

it reads as this:

"You wake up in a prison cell. A guard opens the door suddenly pulls you out and brings you infront of a giant gate, he hands you a sword and the gate opens to a colloseum. He pushes you through the gate. A lion is on the otherside and it seems hungry. what do you do?

feed it a doughnut (pg.3)
attack it (pg.5)
feed it a steak (pg.8)
run back through the gate and attack the guard (pg. 10)"

attack it
you attack it then it falls unconscious, from the other side of the Colosseum, another man with a sword rushes at you.

1:Attack him (page 2)
2:RUN! (Page 9)

Attack him
He kills you.
Dr. Light and Dr. Wily and Dr. Eggman come and try to take you for their own interests
1. Light!
2. Wily!
3. Boiled Egg?
4. SCREW THIS BOOK TOO!

SCREW THIS BOOK TOO!
You rip the book in half, and you find yourself in a large back area. All you see is a small book, and there is a flashlight above it shining on one page. The page says:
THE END
What now?
1. Run in circles
2. Commit suicide
3. Where am I?

Run in circles
"LA~LA~LALA~LALALALAAAAAAA~!"
A 100 ton weight drops down on you.
1. Die.
2. I R HERCULES!
3. Go emo.
4. WTF?!1111@!11?! H4XX0RZ!!@!!111!@1221!!!11

this is getting too random.

3. Go emo.
You go emo. one day you were sliting your wrist and cut it one two many times and die from blood loss.

1. screw it and go read a book
2. go to hell
3. try to go to heaven
4. take a vessel
5. wander the earth as a ghost
6. be reborn
7. literally go into a "fictional" universe and take a vessel there
8. literally go into a "fictional" universe and be reborn there
9. THE END

wander the earth as a ghost
you look for people to haunt
1:man
2:woman
3:Child