So what am i doing here again?
Alex:I don't know, are you a Darai?
You:What's a Darai?
Alex:It's what I am.*Alex transforms into a Half Human-Half animal being with a Extremely powerful electrical Aura around him*
You:Woah, that is one strong aura, can you teach me?
Alex:Sure! But you'll need to ask Valencia.

1:ask Valencia
2:Rest a bit
3:train in secret

Train in secret
You train for 100 years. Its unknown how you lived that long, no one, not even the author knows, so don't bother asking.
A being of light appears in front of you....
?: NUMBER X007 FOUND, IT HAS MUTATED, RECOMMENDED ACTION, TERMINATION
IT ATTACKS YOU!

1. Pwn it!
2. Destroy it
3. Try your new form
4. Run away

Pwn it!
It falls down and disappears.
You:What was that?
Alex:That was a Darai Hunter, congratulations you are the 1007th Darai in existence! Any Questions?

1:"1007th?"
2:"What exactly IS a Darai?"
3:"Why did that thing attack me?"

1007th?
You: WHY AM I NOT 1337?!
Alex: ....ehm, anyways...
Alex: Any questions?
You: Why. Am i. NOT 1337?
Alex: Because you aren't.

1. Ask him to give a REAL answer as to why you aren't 1337.
2. Ask about Darai's
3. Lose your memory for no reason

Bolded, What?

1. Tell him the reason why he isn't 1337.
2. Tell him about Darai's...i by mistake wrote Hunters

I know, but that's stuff Alex could do, not you.

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Ask about Darai's
Alex:Darai's are powerful beings that used 1 of 8 of the element of the soul blades, and walked the planet Billions of years ago as a race of 1,000, I survived and taught 6 other people, and you, and there are now only 7.

1:Ask what "Almost" Extincted them
2:Ask how they became so powerful
3:Ask how he survived

ask how they survived
Alex: Using the noobs, 4chan, Narutards, and all anime series as a big shield.
You: ....
Alex: OKok...we used the ultimate shields created by the ancient Darai's, the Ruby, Emerald, Sapphire, Platinum, and Ultima shields.
You: ...cliche' names.
Alex: GIVE THE ANCIENTS A BREAK DAMNIT.

1. Ask about why you aren't 1337 Darai now.
2. Ask more about the shields.
3. "Ultima Shield? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"

Ask more about the shields.
Alex:Back then, a giant aura covered the world, suddenly the aura disappeared and several Darai were being killed from losing their power, but the aura was sealed inside 5 shields, I found them, creating the Ultimate shield, thus keeping my power, I was the only survivor, but the shield broke and I was on the brink of death, but when I saw the Fragments of the Shield, I used powerful ancient Magic to transform the shards of the shield into the legendary 8 soul blades.

1:ask about the soul blades
2:Aura=Shields=Ultimate shield=8 soul blades, am I right?

2

Alex: Pretty much.
You: Yeah..it ALL makes perfect sense to me...
You: AS MUCH AS CREATING MY OWN UNIVERSE WOULD MAKE PERFECT SENSE TO ME! YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT CRAP?!
Alex: *kick to the nutz* Yes.
You: *fall down, mute*

1. Ask if there's anything more regarding Darai.
2. Ask about Darai Hunters now.
3. *sob*

Ask about Darai Hunters now.
Alex:When Darai lost their power, beings made of light called Solarians, had become so hateful to the Darai, but they weren't able to kill them because of their power, but then Darai had started to lose their power, so they had almost killed all of them, except for me, which I have told you already, now they are trying to find all 8 of the modern Darai (Alex, you and 6 others) as a group called "Darai Hunters".

1:Make your nickname
2:Ask more about Darai

1

You: I SHALL BE CALLED...

1. One Winged Angel - Sephiroth
2. Blade of SOLDIER- Cloud
3. Destroyer of Time - Allen Walker
4. Assasin in the Shadows - Eclipse
5. Bringer of the New World - Ultima
6. End of the World - Omega
7. Narutard - Naruto
8. Bleachtard - Ichigo
9. Darklight Master - Nova
10. Chaotic Paladin - Nova Climax
11. Chaos - Eclipse Nova
12. Lightscreen Master - Nova
13. Ordered Knight - Alpha Nova
14. Order - Nova Omega
15. Order/Chaos - Eclipse Omega
16. Something else entirely
17. Ask some other question, leave the name for later

Something else entirely
You:I shall be called... Cerberus.
Alex:Why that name?
you:*Takes out Handgun*
Alex:why did you take that out?!
you:The word "Cerberus" is written on it*puts the handgun away*
Alex:well, we should get some rest.

1:rest and keep your memories gone
2:Have a nightmare and regain a fraction of your memory