Robert_Russell...
1: 0/20 No.
2: 13/20 O RLY? YOU WOULD SAY "O RLY"? (Image doesn't show)
3: 17/20 ...that gave a small laugh.
4: 14/20 Thats good, but then you can't get full.
5: 15/20 Meh.
Total: 59/100 Oh noes! Poor Xovos.
BEAT XOVOS ROBERT!

see if this works
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com ... yzelda.jpg

1: Boxers or briefs? (Four Options)
a: BOXERS FTW!
b: BRIEFS FTW!
c: COMMANDO! (Nothing)
d: THONG!
e: EWW!!! it's disgusting that you even asked, pervert

2: Someone tells you something unbelievable. You say:
a: O RLY? (You question him) NO WAI!
b: YA RLY! (You go along with it)
c: ... (You go the silent route)

3: You see someone attractive.
a: I stalk the person. and then kidnap and rape.
b: I strike up a friendly conversation.
c: I start secretly leave gifts.

4: The best thing of a McDonalds Happy Meal: (Four Options)
a: The burger.
b: The fries.
c: The drink. I'm thirsty anyways.
d: The toy.

5: Someone's Lexus is blocking your way out from a 9 story parking lot.
a: Smash the window, hot wire it, and drive it out of you way.
b: Obliterate it from the Earth. (With fire, gun, explosives, etc) Explotions FTW
c: Shove it off the building.

I'm surprised I have the highest score from all questions in one round.

1: Boxers or briefs? (Four Options)
a: BOXERS FTW! Um.... wtf, this questions seems weird... But I think these are more comfortable, You can move around more freely.
b: BRIEFS FTW!
c: COMMANDO! (Nothing)
d: THONG!

2: Someone tells you something unbelievable. You say:
a: O RLY? (You question him)
b: YA RLY! (You go along with it)
c: ... (You go the silent route) .... I AMZ SHOCKED, I can't tell O rly because its like saying 1+1=2, then you say it. And why would I say Ya rly, I its unbelievable.....

3: You see someone attractive.
a: I stalk the person.
b: I strike up a friendly conversation. As all evil plans start, friendly at the start, evil at the end, giving 100% success.
c: I start secretly leave gifts.

4: The best thing of a McDonalds Happy Meal: (Four Options)
a: The burger.
b: The fries.
c: The drink.
d: The toy. It brings the little kid inside me, I wonder if they have ''toy'' knives..

5: Someone's Lexus is blocking your way out from a 9 story parking lot.
a: Smash the window, hot wire it, and drive it out of you way.
b: Obliterate it from the Earth. (With fire, gun, explosives, etc) You know its fun. You put the bomb, then you sit and wait, then KABOOM, then fire the little pecies for more fun. I'll also get a sniper and wait for the owner, and headzhot.
c: Shove it off the building.

Wow, never thought I could answer that stupidly at this time of the night.

its ben 3 days, when will he post a new quiz?

HEY! I RESENT THAT!
I'm just waiting for challengers.
Now, Sol Django...
1: 1/20 HOW IS THAT DISGUSTING? I'm just asking what you prefer.
2: 10/20 No wai it is then.
3: 4/20 Now after looking at you answer for 1 and 3, I'm wondering if there's two sides two you. Nasty, yet EWW?
4: 10/20 Another meh. You need to make me laugh, guys.
5: 19/20 Well, with explosions, you knock it off the building anyways due to sheer force... so thats 2.
Total: 43/100
Aha! Maxmatsu! You DID come back.
1: 20/20 No comment.
2: 12/20 Silence is a virtue.
3: 4/20 ...911? Yes, can I place another person on your evil masterminds list? Yes, I'll hold...
4: 9/20 No, but they have those spring loaded figurines, they could poke an eye out.
5: 17/20...It's the lexus, not the owner... oh wait, he parked it there.
Total: 62/100 ... great, you won!
...I'll post the cookie here.

WE NEED MOAR QUIZ!!!!1!!1!1111!!!


... I iz gonna win next one!!!

Fine.
1: You are getting ready for a date.
a: I put on nice clothes, and do the best combing that you have done in a year.
b: I go, looking completely normal.
c: I ditch the date.
2: First car would be:
a: Some junk car that gets from point A to B
b: Some typical car or truck.
c: A LIMO!
3: You would contribute to SSF2 by:
a: Spriting/Stage drawing
b: Ideas
c: Forget SSF2, it sucks.
4: Choose an elective for class.
a: PE
b: Art
c: Tech
5: Best way to torcher someone online:
a: The power of Sneak'r's Banblade!
b: SPAMSPAMSPAM
c: Beat them on an online game. Constantly.

Sorry guys, no Lexus joke. (Unless you put it in.) This time, SOMEONE make me laugh. lolololol!11

You mis-spelled "torture".

Also: This is the part where I make you laugh:

My cookie just expired

1: You are getting ready for a date.
a: I put on nice clothes, and do the best combing that you have done in a year. then go to Mcdonalds
b: I go, looking completely normal.
c: I ditch the date.

2: First car would be:
a: Some junk car that gets from point A to B as poor as I am I'd be lucky to get a car.
b: Some typical car or truck.
c: A LIMO!

3: You would contribute to SSF2 by:
a: Spriting/Stage drawing
b: Ideas it may suck now but when I'm through with it.
c: Forget SSF2, it sucks.

4: Choose an elective for class.
a: PE
b: Art
c: Tech Why not all jobs are becoming more integrated may as well learn about our future overloards

5: Best way to torcher someone online:
a: The power of Sneak'r's Banblade!
b: SPAMSPAMSPAM
c: Beat them on an online game. Constantly.
d. All of the above then brag

Oh my god. Nobody else likes my game.
maxmatsu, I forgot to tell you, but don't go into so much detail about the boxer! the're personal feelings!
In the meantime...
Xovos:
1: 4/20 You never realized you had a comb?
2: 10/20 Looks good, but its kinda just gonna go from point A to point A.
3: 7/20 I see no animation, but it looks pretty. (lol)
4: 10/20 ...
5: 0/20 I DIDN'T MISSPELL TORTURE! oops... 14/20 Good, but then some internet moderator like bans you.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL *falls to the floor and can't breath as a result of excessive laughter*
You misspelled breathe.
Total: 45/100
maxmatsu:
1: 4/20 Where do you find a nuke?
2: 8/20 They are not FREE! Those saddles DO look comfortable though.
3: 10/20 Meh.
4: 13/20
... Did you say something?
5: 10/20 No, it wouldn't be an own 'cause you spammed them, thats underhanded, unless you did that yourself and it was an RTS game. Or maybe an FPS like TF2 or Halo. Depends.
R-O-F-L. Happy?
Total: 45/100 No WAI!
Robert_Russell:
1: 3/20 No. If you have ENOUGH money as toilet paper to wipe butt daily, then you have enough money to got the the theaters, Mcdonalds, Red Lobster, whatnot. Nice pic tho.
2: 13/20 you forgot cleaning costs.
3: 19/20 You see, thats me.
4: 4/20 You have fun, but get caught, beaten and locked in a closet with a teacher.
5: 0/20 Epic.
*: 1/0 You would run me over? I guess I deserve it.
Total: 40/100
Sol Django:
1: 9/20 Just like me. Except for McDonalds. I'd spoil my date. No matter what.
2: 10/20 Seeing your answer for 1, I can see why, but you could get a typical car.
3: 5/20 Meh.
4: 17/20 LORDS. Not LOARDS.
5: 18/20 GOOD! But you get challenged by a complete pro and spiral downward again.
Total: 59/100 ...How the heck?
I see. Nobody like the cookie huh? I tell you what. Free pancakes for all!
With the next test. Now, sit back and wait like how you do with SSF2.

... I blame the public schools...

I completely agree. Well, actually, no. Public schools just can't teach math.

That, and 95% of the kids in my school can't keep up with me in reading speed.