He does, but its about you singing in your bathroom.

I wish that bananas could be in pajamas.

You buy a pair of pajamas, put them on and was in for a very unpleasant anal surprise...

I wish amy was is Soul calibur 5

Amy from Sonic?
"Get away, you space-time disruptor! Your wish is granted, but you shall live in an alternate universe for it. "

(Riku didn't put any wish..... so.....)
Because GM is in an alternate universe, all of space-time is destroyed, causing everything and everyone in the universe to no longer exist.

My wish is for all terrorism to end.

Terrorism ends, but you feel the need to become a serial killer, making the world an empty, shallow hole once you're done killing everyone. No one there. Just you.

I wish for a jaguar.

You get the jaguar but he kills you.
I wish

as my wife

you get castrated

i wish for happy things

since pedo bear is a ''happy thing'' he come's and rape's you

i wish i could bring the dead back

You do but they're pissed because Heaven is awesome and you interuppted their joy.

I wish for another wish.

You get another wish, but it was a used wish, you cry and later commit suicide, later your family finds your dead body, they all cry, too, and then commit suicide themselves.


Uh I wish for AC3 not to be s***.

When it becomes good enough for you to keep playing, the disc breaks while you're enjoying it. You commit suicide soon afterward.

I wish I had a hover-board.

You have a hover-board but it's just a piece of plastic that can't fly/move.
I wish I could upload Youtube videos faster

You upload faster, actually, too fast, and it stuffs up the quality, resulting in craptastic view count and dislikes and an unwatchable video.
I wish someone bought me the big Green Dub of DBZ.

They do, but the disc breaks down as soon as you put it in your DVD player.
I wish that the end could justify the means.

It does and you become so amazed you pass out and die


I wish jam came in chunky style