Banned because that's not what a time paradox is

I wish for free subway

Granted. FREE SUBWAY FOR EVERYONE! The world economy crashes! Literally every company ever made goes out of business! In this chaos, President Trump a Neo-Nazi takes control of the world!

I wish to be roasted in a non-profane way.

Granted, you get roasted in an oven.

I wish I got more time to complete my Biology report.

Granted but you still get a failing grade on that report.

I wish I could make a computer program that writes my papers for me.

Granted, but the computer makes terrible papers so you're forced to either use them or write them yourself

I wish Kirb-Star was a dev, made costumes, and becomes fine with Bandana Dee

Granted, but Monte returns and delays the game for another year.

I wish the developers actually got paid for their efforts.

Granted, but they change the IP to an ORIGINAL INDIE FIGHTING GAME

I wish for Sonic Mania to have Super Peel Outs.

Granted, but it always sends you directly downward, into the level collision and you immediately get softlocked because you're stuck

I wish to get SSF2 BETA before it's official release, but Sandbag's the only playable character, Graphic Settings are as high as they can go so my Toaster Computer is screaming constantly, the only mode I can play on is Training Mode (Even the Options are disabled) in Waiting Room and I can't use any of the options at all so I can't spawn items, add any computers (There will only be the singular P1 Sandbag), change the Camera Angle or anything
And also there's no Music or Sound Effects (Visual Effects stay to keep the Toaster Computer screaming)
It's so oddly specific because I wanna see how much more it can be f*** up it can get

Granted, but the toaster computer screams so loud your eardrums burst and you bleed to death.
Sorry, I couldn't think of a super complex corruption :<

I wish Bedoop's wish got corrupted more extravagantly.

I mean if it were to do that it would either explode immediately or just overheat and turn off so your corruption isn't even plausible to begin with
That can't be granted because you already posted above me
Look at what you did

I wish that everyone in SSF2 was replaced by Sandbag with a different pattern (Like Polka Dots and Zebra Stripes and stuff)

Granted, but the devs have to waste more time working on sprites

I wish grape fanta mage is back

Granted, but Bedoop fakes suicide and leaks Beta before coming back with a million alts, delaying Beta for eternity

I wish JoeyClassicSonicFan could see the fabulous memes we made of him

Granted, but this means that the site is corrupted and he is now un-banned and has access to the entire site with unlimited power, he uses his new powers to turn every post on the entire site into a large red wall of autistic screaming, he then proceeds to ban every single dev before finally downloading early access Beta and completely shutting down the site and sending a virus to all the downloaded versions of SSF2, which deletes all the early access Beta versions and deletes the Youtubers accounts and replacing every file on the 0.9b user's computers with a picture of a potato.

I wish this thread to start up again, wish corruption is fun.

Granted, but then it gets continuously spammed with Merio screeching "When's Beta?", and thus the thread ends up being deleted.

I wish that the Arrivals and Departures section was brought back.

Granted, but nobody can post in it except Cleod9.

I wish I was capable of making intelligent posts in this forum.
(lol no I don't; just pretend I do, ok?)