Roul huffed at the Internet tough guys, and noticed Kris entering the plaza. "Outta the way you dastardly steak/human hybrids! I've got bigger things to worry about!"

Dyson returned Swablu and sent in Scyther. "Swords dance!" He said.

Anano Plaza-
Willie: Y-yeah, wh-what she said!
Marius: Pfft. You think we gon let you through?
Tough Guy: Nope. We want our EXP and your tea-
Willie already ran through them, enraging the "tough" guys
Tough Guy: [Oh,you can run, but you can't hide!]


Seedly Town Gym-
Blaze: Urgh. A Scyther. My worse enemy.... aside from a Charizard, I guess. Anyway, Leech Seed, Lotad!
Lotad: *uses Leech Seed and drains some HP*

Scyther yowled in horror. Dyson became angry and shouted, "Use wing attack on that parasite!"

Roul went to the Pokemon center and looked around. "A little birdy told me someone was selling magikarp around here! Speak up!"

Willie followed Roul inside, saying: M-Magikarp? But, you just got a Water-ty- Oh,y-you must not be happy.

A Male Player stepped up: Oh, that NPC? He moves from city to city every few hours. Right now, the Magikarp Salesman is in the Anemone City Pokemon City up north, through Route 1002, next to the guy who gives you the Good Rod. In fact...
The player sent out his Level 25 Gyrados.
The Player: That's where I got this baby.

Willie: Al-alright. Sorry, guess it's not here.
Whismur makes a fish face
Willie: Guess that's where w-we're going...

Seedly Town Gym-
The +2 Wing Attack is more than enough to take down Lotad.
Blaze: Darn. [Which Cherubi to send out... hmm...] Aha! Go, Cherubi!
Cherubi was sent out

"Wing attack again!" Dyson said.

Roul stomped off towards Anemone city, having Espeon use Psybeam on anything that got in her way. When she found the good rod fisherman, she snatched one, mumbled "thanks," and walked up to the magikarp salesman. "Give me all your magikarp!" She said.

Anemone City-
Magikarp Salesman: Well,you could have them all for 10000000000000000000000000000 PokeYen. But, luckily for you, little lady, 1 Magikarp is 500 Poke!

Anano Plaza Pokemon Center-
Willie: ...How did she walk that fast?...
Whismur: ... (...)
Willie: I-I guess we'll follow, Whismur. That's where the 2nd gym is, anyway.

Willie, Whismur, and Hoppip started on their way through Route 1002 to Anemone City.

Seedly Town Gym-
Cherubi took the heavy hit, and got one hit KOed...
but, it had a Focus Sash!
Blaze: Ah, my Focus Sash Level 14 Cherubi! Now, Weather Ball!
Cherubi launches a Normal Weather Ball at Scyther, doing some damage and gets HP from Leech Seed.


(A side quest on Route 1002 will happen when Roul and Willie have to go back down it to get to Frostbite City)

Roul facepalmed and handed the salesman 3000 pokeyen. "Stupid computer..." She said. "If I had an Octilion 500, I wonder what would happen..."

Dyson watched the Cherubim cling to its conscious desperately. Feeling pity, he lifted his gaze to face Blaze. "There's... No way you can win. Why don't you give up?"

Anemone City-
The Magikarp Salesman takes the money: Alright, here's six fresh Magikarps! *Roul received 6 Magikarps for 3000 PokeYen! 2 Magikarps were sent to BOX 1*

Route 1002-
Willie, Whismur, and Hoppip trained here, trying to get to Anemone City, running into multiple trainers and a lot of wild Pokemon.

After training:
Whismur Level 14 - Learned Astonish (Moveset: Echoed Voice, Incinerate, Pound, Astonish)
Hoppip Level 13 (Moveset: Grass Knot, Sleep Powder, Aerial Ace, Tackle)

Seedly Town Gym-
Blaze: Give up? Why would I do that? We Gym Leaders pride ourselves to keep on fighting until the end!... Plus, I have a slight chance of winning. If you went for Fury Cutter, missed like 2 times, and I set up Sunny Day, then hit Weather Ball 1-2 times. Then get a Chlorophyll Cherubi sweep?

Kris, or should we call him, D. Eisen landed in the plaza before calling out, in a dramatic-yet-with-a-twinge-of-delusional voice:

"I am your new master, the mighty Eisen. I alone control the
basecode that makes up this Pokéverse and you have all been chosen to reveal my existence to the world. You will witness what happens here today and you will tell of it later."

Meanwhile in the Pokeballs, Cyberduck talked to Electabuzz, Absol was still asleep.

Cyberduck: "Oh, god. That speech"
Electabuzz: "That's completely ripped off Boondock Saints".

Eisen clicked his fingers and said "Bring me now all of your Pokémon or I shall cause distortions in the fabric of the universe. Muahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

/#/ Somebody please slap him /#/

"...Riiight." Dyson said. "Scyther, wing attack."

Roul went to route 1002 and began to train the Magikarp extensively.

Route 1002-
On the way to Anemone, Willie caught up to Roul
Willie: Finally, I c-caught up...
Whismur pants
Willie: I-I see you got your Magikarp... [Poor Mantyke...]


Seedly Town Gym-
Cherubi goes down, falling at Scyther's hand... err, wing.

Congratulations, You (Dyson) defeated Gym Leader Blaze!
You received 1590 PokeYen!
And, received the Growth Badge!

Blaze: Another loss on the day. Sigh... but, hey, just the life of a Gym Leader. Anyway, here's a TM86 Grass Knot for ya. *gives Dyson TM86* [GOSH DANG IT]

Anaon Plaza-
Some players stared at the oddly dressed Eisen with concern filled eyes.
Others ignored him, dismissing him as any other guy who claims that he'll take over a game or website.


(Something I will start doing:
Route 1002 Wild Pokemon (this will be important later and can help you decide your team):
Grass-
Pidgey
Hoothoot
Oddish
Litleo (Rare)
Shinx
Starly
Bidoof

Water (Fishing)
Magikarp (Good, Super)
Gyrados (Super)
Goldeen (Good)
Seaking (Super)
Skrelp (Good, Super)
Seel (Good; SUPER DUPER RARE)
)

Eisen's eyes turned white and he said "So, you wish to ignore me, you little insolent...uh...people! Fine then, enjoy the distortion of your reality!". He clicked his fingers and a number of strange effects happened.

1) Everyone tripped over.
2) A time bubble that surrounded the world appeared, whilst completely unaffecting Willie and Roul, as well as Dyson, and lasted for about a minute
3) The audio link for David's headset opened.
4) A bunch of Spinda appeared out of nowhere and started dancing to "Get Lucky" by Daft Punk everywhere.
5) Eisen gained some shades on his face.

"My kind of chaos" said Eisen, before flying off.

Mantyke and Espeon watched happily as one of the Magikarp evolved into Gyarados. "One down! Soon enough we'll be ready to mess that guy up!"

Dyson took the badge and tm, and waved goodbye to the leader as he left. After healing his Pokemon, he went right to route 1002. He came across Roulette and Willie. "Whoah! You must be some kind of pro!" He said to Roul.

"Hmm?" Roul said. "Yeah, I'm a bit of a tourney queen. You seem to know what you're doing too. I'm Roulette, and this is Willie, my... Protégé, I guess."

Route 1002-
Willie, now more nervous: I-I th-thought I was y-your traveling companio- [Wait a minute. That's the guy who gave me the Pokeball I caught Hoppip with!] P-pleasure to meet you. [More like "Meet"]
Whismur stared at Gyrados, a little scared.
Willie saw a giant serpent from the corner of his eye: WHOA. TH-THAT WAS FAST.

Anano Plaza-
Confused commotion ensued after the events

Eisen looked and saw Willie, Roul and a new guy he had no idea about. "So" he said, "It looks like my chaotic Spinda's of grooviness didn't reach them". He clicked his fingers, and walking down the road, were the Spinda, now dancing to "Let's Dance" (David Bowie) before Eisen landed in front of them yelling:

"BOW DOWN BEFORE THE MIGHTY EISEN AND HIS ARMY OF CHAOS!" whilst clicking his fingers.

Suddenly, some very irate Slakoths came running down the route out of nowhere, however, they were a bit later than Eisen expected, as their arrival took it's time because they started loafing around every other minute.