NOTE: This is my first time starting a topic, spare me from your wrath

Since I don't see any games currently going on, and I'm bored, I'll start one.

RULES:
Do something about the attack on the post above (dodge the attack, block it, or just get hit)
Do your own attack next, whoever is posting next has to do something about it
No specifically targeting a certain user (or group)
After posting, you may only post after 2 other users post
There's no losing, you respawn if you choose to die from the attack or do a suicide attack. Just make sure you're dieing with an attack.
Elaborate on how you block/dodge and don't just say "I dodge the attack"
Say "I try to hit you" instead of "I hit you"
"you" can be used to refer to the person replying
No quoting unless pointing something out.
Yeah you can use logic to cancel out attacks, just try not to do it too often
You can use videos and pictures to depict your attack/defense

Example:
User 1: ^ Blocks the bat with a shield
V Shoots with a missile launcher
User 2: ^ Rolls out of the way
V Pulls out a hammer from hammer space and tries to slam it into you
Since this is the first post I'll start:

V Uses a portal gun create an exit portal above a spiked pit and an enter portal on the floor below you.

^Dodge the- Oh wait, that's the lock button, not the portal gun.

\/ Silly goose, the lock button is down there.