Yo mama's so fat, she sat on skittles and a rainbow came out.

they're just jokes, we are not talking about any ones mama, speak of your mama.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes Michael Jackson look good.

I actually laughed at that.

Yo mama soo ugly, she looks like you. And that's with her make-up on.

Your momma is so fat!
Even Naruto wouldn't "BELIEVE IT!"


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Yo mama's so fat she farted and caused the Big Bang!

Fat collection!

Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.

Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.

Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ”Caution! Wide Turns!”

Yo’ mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Your mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.

Your mama is so fat, a bus drove by and she said, ”Stop that Twinkie!”


Yo mama’s so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.

Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.

Yo mama is so fat, when you walk around her you get lost.

Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on wieghts it says: To be continued.

you mama so dumb she bought a Nintendo-us and super f** bro with kitty-o and diligi

nice filler, when does your joke get here?

Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!

old

Dumb collection

Yo Mama's so dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone.

Your Mama's so dumb that she got smacked by a statue.

Yo Mama's so dumb she got locked in a toilet and pissed herself.

Yo Mama's so dumb , I told her she lost her mind, and she started looking for it.

Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk.

Yo Mama's so dumb she got hit by a parked car.

Yo Mama's so dumb when she went to a football game she thought the quarter back was a refund!

Yo Mama's so dumb she stole a free sample.

Yo Mama's so dumb she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.

You're mama is so fat that when she sat on a gamecube she made it a Game Boy >.>

yo mama so fat, not even an Xbox is heavier then her, and Xbox's broke the scale they use to weigh whales!

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by the bus she said who threw that rock?

Yo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.



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Your mama is soo ugly, that when she was born the doctor looked at her face and then her a** and said "Twins"