No, that's not how things work.
College is for 1.) people who need some crazy degree for a job 2.) jerkoffs who just want to bone anything that moves. now Ive never been to a college but my cousin told me thats pretty true and I believe him cause hes in the 22nd grade.
work is for people who need money (most people)/something to do (my totally real and not made up friend doug whos got hundreds of millions of dollars still works his mom was sick the last 3 weeks i hope shes ok get well soon doug's mom)
3.) money is for people who need stuff thats everyone
4.)eating is for living creatures
6.) having a house is for nerds though ill give you that one