I was going to kiss Xena

Oh rly? Care for a threesom-
*transforms into satan*

1) kiss Xena
2) fight satan
3) invite him to a threesome

fight satan
You:so, this is the time you want to be buried?
Satan:yes, but I won't, YOU will, Brother!
You attempt to knock down Satan/Clyde but he knocks you down.

1:get back up
2:stay down

Get up.
While you are getting up, Satan points his sword at your throat, which is about 1 inch away from the sword.
Xena: Leave him alone!
You see Xena in her Angel Form.

1. Don't Xena! This is my fight!
2. Go ahead and rip his head off.

Don't Xena! This is my fight!
Xena:your Fight is my Fight!
Xena releases a quake of holy energy.
Satan/Clyde:WAHHH!!!!!!!!!!
*Satan is destroyed and you receive a sword shaped ruby*
You:thank you, Xena.
Xena:*returns to normal* umh... Vincent... I need to talk to you about something, something VERY important.

1:Listen
2:Ignore

Listen
Xena: Ok, Vincent, apparently we have known each other for a while, so I was thinking...
You: Wait a sec.
The Sword-shaped Ruby melts into your hand, and it starts to burn badly.
You: Arh!
Xena: The Ruby!
A pentagon then appears on your hand, and blood starts to come out of the corners of it.
You: Wait...Hell's Gate.
Xena: What?
You: The Hell's Gate is a seal that prevents certain powers from being released, usually being recieved from a clone of someone.
Xena: So...I didn't kill Satan?
You: No...and he is trying to prevent us from defeating him.
Snipe and Ajax appear.
Snipe: What's going on?

1.Explain it to him.
2.Try and hide the seal.
3.Discuss it over a box of Long Johns (Yes, the donuts)

Explain it to him.
You:Satan tricked us with a clone to avoid being defeated.
Snipe:Why would he do that?
You:I know him, he's quite devious.
Ajax:Ah, I remember teaching little Clyde, he was devious.

1:are we gonna talk about how devious Clyde is or are we gonna stop him?
2:listen to what Xena was saying.

OK, I think I need to do this myself.
are we gonna talk about how devious Clyde is or are we gonna stop him?
Ajax:just agreeing with you.
Snipe:how are we going to beat him?

1:Go back to his chamber and fight him.
2:He might be here, if he is we can trap him.(using a Donut)

*marks the number 4 on the wall*
am I the only one that sees this?

2:He might be here, if he is we can trap him.(using a Donut)

you take a plate and put a delicious rice ball jelly-filled doughut on it. You place the plate on the floor nearby. You and your party hide in the room next door. "This is insane" says Xena, as you peer in. You see Clyde's shadow on the wall holding the rice ball jelly-filled doughnut. You jump in and are followed by your party and attack Clyde, you slash at him only for your target to dodge last second. Clyde jumps forward slashing a flaming sword at you. He lands a near fatal blow, but at the last second you cut him in two through the waist. You both die. Your dead, what now?

1. take a vessel.
2. be reborn as a new person.
3. try to go to heaven.
4. go to hell.
5. wander the earth as a spirit.

Reborn as a new person
You reborn as a new person but that means clyde too. You have two decisions. Run away or go after him. Your decision?

1.Run away
2.Go after him

Go after him
You quickly thrust through Clyde with your sword
Clyde:I-im-possible, no one can defeat me!
You:well you have!
Clyde:B-Brother... your journey I-Isn't O-Over y-yet, I... am working for a greater force... which works for an E-E-even greater Monster!
You:...Monster?
Clyde:G-Goodbye... B-Brother

1:stay and wonder about This "Monster"
2:think about this "Stronger force"
3:go back to your party.

Wonder about this "monster"
Flashback Time!
You 5 years ago: Hey...dad...
Gracie: Yeah?...
You: This...is the hardest fight of my life...
Gracie: Mine...too...but we can beat...this monster...
All of a sudden you see a giant shadow in the shape of a large dragon, and there are red markings all over it.
Dragon: I will kill you both...
Gracie: Over my dead body!
Dragon: So be it...
The dragon shoots out a large barrage of dark energy meteors, but Gracie slashes them all in half. Gracie then lunges at the dragon with sword in hand, while the dragon prepares a dense energy ball in his mouth. There is a flash of light, and you come back to reality.

1. Question Snipe about the dragon.
2. Have a donut and talk.
3. Make a move on Xena for the fifteenth time

Question Snipe about the dragon.
you:hey, Snipe. I have defeated Clyde, but he says he there is a stronger force, that works for an even Greater Monster.
*talks about the Dragon*
Snipe:I think you are talking about "the Beast".

1:"the Beast?"
2:Make a move on Xena again
3:Have a Donut