We have the Death game and the Most Random Death Game, so why not the Most Ironic Death Game?

How to play.
Just post the most ironic death you can think of.



Here's mine:
A nuclear bomb explodes in the bomb shelter someone is hiding inside.

a man punches someone and kills him even though he didnt want him to die

thats not ironic this is, a man gets rescued from the desert and is dieing of hunger and thrist.he is given some food and he chokes and dies

A person picks up their lucky rabbits foot the person then walks out and gets shot to death by a random idiot walking down the street.

look ''ironic'' up at http://www.dictionary.com what would be ironic is if someone got a lucky rabbit foot and got a disease from it and died.

your getting closer

i⋅ro⋅ny
1   /ˈaɪrəni, ˈaɪər-/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [ahy-ruh-nee, ahy-er-] Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun, plural -nies.
1. the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning: the irony of her reply, “How nice!” when I said I had to work all weekend.
2. Literature.
a. a technique of indicating, as through character or plot development, an intention or attitude opposite to that which is actually or ostensibly stated.
b. (esp. in contemporary writing) a manner of organizing a work so as to give full expression to contradictory or complementary impulses, attitudes, etc., esp. as a means of indicating detachment from a subject, theme, or emotion.
3. Socratic irony.
4. dramatic irony.
5. an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected.
6. the incongruity of this.
7. an objectively sardonic style of speech or writing.



then someone shoots it
8. an objectively or humorously sardonic utterance, disposition, quality, etc.
Origin:
1495–1505; < L īrōnīa < Gk eirōneía dissimulation, sarcasm, understatement, equiv. to eírōn a dissembler + -eia -y 3




a guy says his pet rabbit is fine
then someone shoots it
because it had a deadly disease

Eat some tea after drinking a fortune cookie then die when you get home. Your wife reads the fortune and it says you will die in a matter of minutes

a nursing home gets burned down by stress release candles

That's not ironic. It would be ironic if the fortune said, "You will have a long and fulfilling life."

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Killed by the pathogen used to give you the immunity.

accidentally mixing bleach and amonia while cleaning a bathtub

While surfing you say "I such a good swimmer" Then a big wave comes and undertows you

Fish dies from lack of air.

You want a larger deck that you already have. You hire someone to build it. The person you hire cuts down a tree while your watching him from the newest part of your deck when the tree falls and crushes both you and the deck.

You die.