The rules are simple.

I get at least eight people to join, and I pair you up with another person. Those two are out to kill everyone else besides them.
Each person starts with 1000 hp. The teams start out with just their fists to beat the other team up.
Once you've landed a certain amount of damage with that weapon, your weapon upgrades.
NO DOUBLE, TRIPLE, QUADRUPLE, QUINTUPLE, SEXTUPLE, SEPTUPLE, OXTUPLE, OR NONUPLE POSTING.
Or anything past that.
Heal damage is healing.(No duh).
Some weapons are nonlethal.
Your posts are I *describe how I use the weapon I have* on *person you want to hit that's not your teammate. You may only target one person unless specifically said. You deal the amount of damage the weapon does to each person.
When you attack, you should post an attack counter, which looks like this.
I jump up to get a better firing range, and strike someone with a lightning bolt!
Attack counter:57
Or something like that.

Now, the list of weapons:

Non-Lethal
Fists: 1 damage, 5 needed to upgrade.
Feet: 2 damage, 14 needed to upgrade.
Stick: 3 damage, 30 needed to upgrade.
Baseball Bat (Wooden): 4 damage, 40 needed to upgrade.
Baseball Bat (Metal): 5 damage, 50 needed to upgrade

Lethal
Knife: 3 damage, 30 needed to upgrade.
Dagger: 4 damage, 40 needed to upgrade.
Pistol: 4 damage, 32 needed to upgrade.
Sword: 5 damage, 50 needed to upgrade.
Small Flames: 6 damage, 60 needed to upgrade.
Lightning Bolts: 7 damage, 77 needed to upgrade.
Rifle: 8 damage, 64 needed to upgrade.
Fireballs: 9 damage, 81 needed to upgrade.
Shotgun: 10 damage, 100 needed to upgrade. Can target two people.
Heal: 30 heal damage, none needed to upgrade.
Tornado: 11 damage, 121 needed to upgrade. Can target three people.
Boulder Throw 12 damage, 144 needed to upgrade.
Tidal Wave: 13 damage, 169 needed to upgrade. Can target three people.
Firestorm:14 damage, 196 needed to upgrade. Can target three people.
Strongest Earthquake EVER: 15 damage, 250 needed to upgrade. Can target three people.
Call Lightning: 20 damage, 300 needed to upgrade.
Improved Heal: 50 heal damage, none needed to upgrade.
Thor's Hammer: 25 damage, 400 needed to upgrade
Ragnarok Sword: 30 damage, 500 needed to upgrade.
FUZZY KILLER DOLPHIN!: 50 damage, 3000 needed to upgrade.
Great Heal: 100 heal damage, none needed to upgrade.
Death's Scythe: 100 damage, 10000 needed to upgrade.
???????????????: ?????????????????????????????????????.

Special weapons: Holiday Weapon: Santa's Sleigh.
75 HEAL damage, (You can choose to heal someone for 100)
Only people who have the ability to use the shotgun have this attack.

I'm going to change the weapon when I feel like it.

HAHA. You don't know what that is.
Once you upgrade, I will PM you. I will tell you what that weapon is, and about it.
Whenever you mention it, you must refer to it by ?????.

I thought of this rule. If you describe you're attack enough, or do something I like, you can regain HP.
I will bump your HP up with the maximum of your HP going ABOVE 1000.
Basically, I can bump it up to anything.
On the contrary, if you do something I DON'T like, I'll take away HP or have you not post for a certain amount of time.
ATTENTION: I WILL NOT TAKE AWAY HP IF YOU DON'T DESCRIBE YOUR ATTACK. DESCRIBING IS OPTIONAL.
Thank you.

I will add more later, and the game will not start until stated.

List of People
Team One: 90f94, Zach.
Team Two: BelieveBlood, WarpandaXI.
Team Three: DensetsuNoKaboom, UnexpectedLight
Team Four: Speedtrap, Megark.

HP
WarpandaXI - 995
Megark - 968
DensetsuNoKaboom - 999
90f94 - 995

~HAY SERR SHRROOOEEMMMPYYY,, CAN IIIIHHH JOIIN.~

can I join?

Both of you may join. Plus, *update*.

Can I join.

Sure. *Update*.

lol at that fixed double fixed triple fixed thing at the other forum game

Well, it's been bumped anyway... May I join?

let him in

You're in.

i will join

You forgot to add me too the list of people...

Oh yeah. Thanks.

BelieveBlood, you're in.

EDIT: I posted a new rule, and you better look at it.

I'm joining.

Ok.