You become gay.


I wish I had the best sex slave ever.

Given what you wanted, you now no longer lust for it, and rot away, unhappy.

I wish that 1337 speak was never invented.

Everyone turns in to crappy grammar nazis.

I wish my wish wouldn't go corrupt.

Since you have not wished for anything, you are consumed by the nothingness of your wish.

I wish that no one will break any rule.

They agree not to break any rule. Instead, they break your neck.

I wish this topic was f*** locked.

This topic being locked leads to a time paradox, where SoraAdvent never existed. Instead, in my place, a younger 12 year old kid starts creating spam topics, which happen every day. McLeodGaming is so struck by the fear of this that they close down, and SSF2 will cease to exist.

I wish that all hate shall disappear completely, into the outer reaches of space.

The hate builds up in space, then finally comes back as a massive black hole, waiting to suck everything up into it's core.

I wish for Sonic '06 to only have existed for the soundtracks.

Doing that, you have successfully created another time paradox, in which the creator of Sonic would have lost all motivation for work(See what I did there?), and proceeded to stop making Sonic games.

I wish that the forums received an influx of new members.

All of them are whiny 10-year-old n00bs who flood the SSF2 section and every other section with spam topics and "clead9 put tese guy in ssf2 OR i kill u " topics. The moderators cannot handle the influx, and the forums are closed forever. (You were asking for that, weren't you?)

I wish for world peace.

Aliens see us as no threat and treats us like ants.

I wish Pixel didn't steal my joke.
I wish kittens would fall from the stars, and destroy the wicked with Kamehamehas.

The Kittens performed copyright infringement, so Goku ate all of them alive, then Goku creates twice as many wicked.

I wish they used pieces of Windows Vista to create more Linux operating systems.

Linux did not gain permission from Microsoft and is sued and dismantled. The loss of a major OS in the market hurts the economy.

I wish for another wish

You get another wish, but you then don't know what to do with it and decide to go try and blow up Russia, where you are stopped by secret agent James Bond, and are thrown in jail for life.

I wish that this wish would not be corrupted.

You yourself becomes corrupt.

I wish I had a better computer.

Your new computer is an AI super computer, but it goes rogue, and wipes humanity off of the face of the Earth.

I wish the computer never went rogue.