*respawns*

Can't let you do that, Pieman!

*a wrinkled column surrounds Pieman and then a face pops up, it grows wrinklier, wrinklier and even more wrinklier, Pieman screams and then faints*

*the column disappears and then I take the throne*

*uses Oblivion an Oathkeeper to knock you off the throne, then traps you in a firewall*

*takes throne and surrounds himself with Guardian*

*smashes firewall with giant glove*

*makes the Guardian's legs invisible then they faint*

*magma blasts rogue off the throne*

*sits on the throne*

MOOSALAMO!! *I pump Deino's body full of mayo and he asplodes, I then make a mayo/blood/brains sandwich and sit on the throne, eating my sammich*

*respawns* NO MEAT FOR U!!

*appears as Durian Ninja then smacks Panda with durian club and then after he wakes up, he is inside a durian then dies from the strong smell*

*has throne*

Warbarramo quasaquallamo! *Deino turns into a watermelon and I blow him up, I then take the watermelon-covered throne*

OBJECTION! You didn't get out of the durian! *a coconut falls on your head*

Durian Ninja Form abilities: Cannot be transformed by other peoples except himself, has a strong smell and camouflage.

*still has the throne*

*drops a piece of candy on the floor which Deino runs to get*
*I take the throne*

Durian Ninja only eats durians, but not candies.

*doesn't get distracted and then punches Pieman out of the throne*

*kindly asks you to leave the throne*

Is now in possession of the throne.

*eats a wafer*

*Completely destroys the throne killing anyone near it*
*Rebuilds a better throne*

*Sits on better throne after cutting a hole through the durian*

*smashes new throne with durian club then fixes old throne*

*grabs Pieman and throws him in the air then slices him in half*

*grabs Panda then throws him at Pieman*

*sits on the throne*

*I get inside a dishwasher and fall on Deino, squishing him and taking the throne* *Haz throne*