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>Andy
Site Moderator
Joined: Fri Mar 16, 2012 4:54 pm Posts: 4227 Location: I wish I knew Country: 
Gender: Male
Currently Playing: Ninja Gaiden Black, Battle Chasers: Nightwar, Titanfall 2 MP
Waifu: Makoto Nijima
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You are killed so that your wish can come true.
I wish that I could find a good anime to watch.
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| Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:09 pm |
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Nogknit
Joined: Tue Nov 01, 2011 4:48 pm Posts: 728 Location: Florida Country:
Gender: Male
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It's haunted and sucks your soul into a dimension where everything is as fragile as fine china and people only respond to you if you speak Dutch Bill Cosby jokes.
I wish my hands weren't made out of raw bacon so I could type on Steam without sounding like I suffered a stroke 5 minutes earlier.
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| Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:25 pm |
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>Andy
Site Moderator
Joined: Fri Mar 16, 2012 4:54 pm Posts: 4227 Location: I wish I knew Country:
Gender: Male
Currently Playing: Ninja Gaiden Black, Battle Chasers: Nightwar, Titanfall 2 MP
Waifu: Makoto Nijima
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When you do suffer a stroke, nobody will believe you.
I wish that I could speak Dutch Bill Cosby jokes.
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| Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:28 pm |
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GamingGryffindor
Joined: Sun Sep 23, 2012 8:59 pm Posts: 2153 Country:
Gender: Anime Girl
Currently Playing: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
Waifu: Mina Ashido
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Anyone who heard it would shun you and may even kill the guy who told you to do so.
I wish Laura Marano was my girlfriend. >sigh<
_________________"Remember, believing in yourself is your magic."
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| Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:30 pm |
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Equi
Joined: Sun Nov 13, 2011 12:05 am Posts: 1470 Location: Massachusetts Country:
Gender: Male
MGN Username: Equinox
Skype: HolyEquinox
Currently Playing: Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed.
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She does, but she completely ignores everything that you do, so you end up breaking up with her shortly afterwards.
I wish for a pillow.
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| Mon Oct 22, 2012 4:19 pm |
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Nixter
Joined: Thu May 07, 2009 7:00 pm Posts: 5446 Location: Toronto Country: 
Gender: Male
MGN Username: Nixter
Currently Playing: Binding of Isaac: Rebirth
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You get a pillow! Covered in jizz and blood! Fun-fun!
I wish I could have this wish not corrupted.
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| Mon Oct 22, 2012 4:28 pm |
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Lightning
Joined: Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:51 pm Posts: 6300 Location: Florida Country: 
Gender: Female
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You get a pure wish that is beneficial to you instead.
Everyone who has gotten corrupted wishes goes to your house and beats you to death out of jealousy.
I wish Fire Emblem was real.
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| Mon Oct 22, 2012 4:34 pm |
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Fly or Die
Joined: Sun Sep 19, 2010 7:41 pm
Posts: 261
Location: Indiana, USA
Gender: Male
Currently Playing: Fable III
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Many years later, a hero fails to save the world and everything is dominated by an evil entity.
I wish I had a fast computer.
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| Mon Oct 22, 2012 4:39 pm |
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Nogknit
Joined: Tue Nov 01, 2011 4:48 pm Posts: 728 Location: Florida Country:
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It can only play every awful song ever backwards.
I wish for Willa Wonka existed for ever-lasting bubble gum.
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| Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:40 pm |
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GamingGryffindor
Joined: Sun Sep 23, 2012 8:59 pm Posts: 2153 Country:
Gender: Anime Girl
Currently Playing: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
Waifu: Mina Ashido
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And it keeps getting less tasty unil you choke on it.
I with that this topic would stop.
_________________"Remember, believing in yourself is your magic."
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| Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:49 pm |
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>Andy
Site Moderator
Joined: Fri Mar 16, 2012 4:54 pm Posts: 4227 Location: I wish I knew Country:
Gender: Male
Currently Playing: Ninja Gaiden Black, Battle Chasers: Nightwar, Titanfall 2 MP
Waifu: Makoto Nijima
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The thread ends, and those who were posting in it go to your house, then rip your head off.
I wish that Keyblade would quit acting like a 12 year old.
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| Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:54 pm |
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Dephius
Joined: Sat Feb 13, 2010 10:46 pm Posts: 1883 Country:
Gender: Male
Skype: dephius2122
Currently Playing: Dota 2, CSGO, MGSV
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He does, but devolves further into a 10 year old.
I wish Assassins Creed Revelations would go on sale.
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| Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:56 pm |
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Equi
Joined: Sun Nov 13, 2011 12:05 am Posts: 1470 Location: Massachusetts Country:
Gender: Male
MGN Username: Equinox
Skype: HolyEquinox
Currently Playing: Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed.
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It does, but you end up not having enough money for it afterward.
I wish for faster internet.
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| Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:58 pm |
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GamingGryffindor
Joined: Sun Sep 23, 2012 8:59 pm Posts: 2153 Country:
Gender: Anime Girl
Currently Playing: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
Waifu: Mina Ashido
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It does but it sucks so much you hang yourself.
I wish Arthur was not a total dork.
_________________"Remember, believing in yourself is your magic."
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| Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:59 pm |
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>Andy
Site Moderator
Joined: Fri Mar 16, 2012 4:54 pm Posts: 4227 Location: I wish I knew Country:
Gender: Male
Currently Playing: Ninja Gaiden Black, Battle Chasers: Nightwar, Titanfall 2 MP
Waifu: Makoto Nijima
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I am no longer a weakling, and use my new powers to ravage your mind, body, and soul.
I wish that I could take over the world.
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| Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:01 pm |
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