Morgan Spurlock says....
Stay away from Bot Topics!
Don't post in a topic you don't like!
Nothing that can not be said on live TV!
Don't overuse smilies!
No stealing ideas!
No talking about Bootlegging, Warez, etc. that can get us shut down!
If you feel mad enough to hack us. DON'T. Go sip a Root Beer, and cool down. Leave the forums for a week, and hang in Kalamazoo. Hack the wrong place, and you're off to federal prison.
No Supersizing at McDonalds! None!
Avoid McDonalds in real life as much as possible.
Do not threaten other users.
If you don't like a topic, DON't POST!
Avoid McStomacheaches.
Avoid McTrembles
Avoid vomiting in Mickey D's parking lots
Watch Super Size Me if you haven't yet.
Don't drop the Coke!