The jam turns into a p**** and jizzes (you said came...) chunky jizz all over you, your parents walk in the room, thinks you're gay, and makes you go to the priest in one of those gay people camps to be cleansed (You Jews don't like gays...) little did they know the local priest is a massive pedophile and rapes the f*** out of you, then he, uh, 'jams' all over you face, he then later brings you to your parents and shows them you and says he needs to 'clean' you until you stop being gay...


I wish batteries lasted forever.

Three men come up to you with bats and beat you down till the end of time.


I wish my gym teacher would stop asking me to undress myself in front of him.

he proceeds to anally rape you through your clothes with a +4 dick of penetration

i wish school was out forever

All the children in the world, no matter how blessed, lose all their memories of education because of the schools instant disappearance. It causes a time paradox, in which none of us have education. We live in caves.

Due to a lack of wishes, you become smug about how you think your life is perfect, you smug bastard you, and for that you think everything is okay and then you get mugged by a grandma and then she makes you suck your own dick by breaking your back

I wish for my pay pal account to be filled with one million dollars

It does get filled, but it's all counterfeit and you get sent to jail.

I wish that wishes could not be corrupted.

Freudian

LOL

But guys can we try to keep it clean, and by extention not retarded as s***

Thanks

I will now ignore the two posts above my own


Somebody wished that the world would end on the 21st of December. Too bad nobody can corrupt that wish.


I wish that Christmas could come sooner.

It comes sooner, but at a time in which no one will know.

I wish that everyone in the world could be nonsensical(excluding myself)

Since man is inherently logical, the sudden and acute nonsensical nature of everyone drives most if not all people insane, and in their insanity, the entire population of the world commits mass suicide via mutual destruction brought about through sheer uncontested chaos. You're forced to watch as humanity slowly but surely dies, and it's all your fault. Coincidentally, you find that this is not nearly as amusing as you had hoped. At best, you find it bitterly ironic.

I wish for some personal peace (screw the world.)

Since the world isn't at peace, you get murdered very brutally.


I wish for an extra life so once I die I come back once, and once only.

(pfft, that violates the original wish; dying isn't peaceful!)

Oh, you get your extra life. Unfortunately for you, you die of an inconceivably painful, uncurable disease. When you come back, you still have the disease and proceed to die a most unpleasant death for the second time.

I wish I was fluent in Japanese.

You became fluent but now everyone who once talked in Japanese started talking in Arabic and completely forgot that Japanese even existed

I wish Keyblade would destroy his website

his computer goes boom, no more kblad

i wish for mangos