I guess he's wearing whatever brand of shoes our dads wear.

(wakes up dad and asks for a pair of shoes knowing there too big )

Some of these players are moderately fine in terms of skill. The truly bad Falcos are just players who watched more experienced players do insane things and just wanna re-act them.
Mainly anime fans. Expect them to have SSJ or some iconic anime phrase in their username.
Melee refugees. Not many, but most of them are pretty good. Some may suffer from keyboard controls or different physics.
0.9b Naruto mains that moved on to another character with more potential because they couldn't handle Naruto's nerfs
Somebody who wants to be different and plays a character that nobody else does. Might be really good.
REALLY likes to be deliberately irritating. Constantly uses Hammer, Final Cutter and Kirby-cides. Really salty when they lose.
People who voted for him in the Smash Ballot.
See Fox, but with less-skilled players.
Really misses old down-b.
For Glory Link v2.0. Save your sanity by pressing that 'X' button on the top-right corner.
Really basic players. Might be good.
Inexperienced player. Tries desperately to be good by using the least amount of effort. Show no mercy.
Smash 4 Pac-Main refugees. Or maybe some guy just watched Bowler's video. Maybe.
See Link.
/ Almost non-existent. Expect them to be good.
Average young teenager. One-trick ponies. Might have a YouTube channel.
Bowler
Somewhat rare. Expect some Crash Bomber/Water Wave spam.
Unicorn. Haven't seen many to collect data. A bit of a C-stick warrior.
Skill-levels tend to be polarizing. Can be patient, or misses Rest often.
Only 2 or 3 people are truly good with this character.
Probably just likes the character and the series he hails from.
ALWAYS attempts to fully-charge forward-smash. Not matter the situation
Generally decent players. A bit of a rarity though.

Nope. They're all people who watched Alpharad's leak and haven't realized he's been nerfed yet.

Which of those categories do I fall into?

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Is either legitimately good or is going to use no move beside side-b the entire match.
Dash Attack>Dash Attack>Dash Attack>Dash Attack isn't actually a true combo. This is news to Ichigo mains.
You're either about to get bodied or have to defend only against FSmash the entire match.
Bombs galore.
Just spam turnips until you get a stitch.
These are so extraordinarily rare that on the off chance you see one, you're invariably playing Skailler.
SHINESHINESHINESHINESHINESHINESHINESHINESHINESHINESHINESHINESHINESHINESHINESHINESHINESHINESHINESHINE...

I shall take that as a compliment

Yeah, but when I play marth I wind up getting bodied.

That's very true, at least until players learn about Machine gun Dair or downsmash.

I remember playing against your Falco! You're actually quite good! Keep up the good effort!

s*** that's actually me, except I don't spam any of these moves, I spam Bair instead. But I do use Kirbycide when I have the opportunity.

I main , and I'm actually horrible at this game. Keep SDing when trying unsuccessfully to SandDash upward.

Welcome to the club
I just played a few rounds with a really good / player
I SD'd once accidentally capsule pull-ing and another time sanddashing to the side instead of up
Luckily for us, homie stocks exist

aw man why do we have the bad reputation lmao


more like fair galore

I've never played Melee.
I don't know what For Glory is BELIEVE IT OR NOT.
I spam F-Air and N-B pretty much a quarter of the whole match so don't expect and combos.
Ehh.... I'm sub-par with G&W. I'll admit that.



You forgot spamming Stone, too.

For glory is the online competitive mode in Sm4sh. It's littered with unskilled players who think they should always use dash attack, side-B, and spam that one really good move each character has. This makes them easy to predict and counter. For glory is used to describe players or tactics that are unskilled or ineffective, such as a who keeps spamming Up-B, or a who keeps missing the rest.

So... then that describes 80% of all Bowser players.
Flying Slam.
Bowser Bomb.
Flying Slam.
Whirling Fortress.
Repeat.