"I'm offended"

offended and ugly.. why is everyone here so disgusting

"well then..."

walks out and goes home. It's a long journey, across three mountains: the first being the bald peaks, 5 miles above sea level, filled with the most voracious wild creatures on this Earth; the second being the hairy peaks, a wonderful landscape of grassy knolls and pastoral valleys; the third being Mount Everest (self explanatory). When I arrive home I sit back in a Laz-e-boi brand couch, pull my legs with with a big glass of cocoa and plan my next EP. After ending up on the front page of WorldStar I think that it's finally my time to shine. JJ Cool L is laying down the beats on the single and it's finna' be 100, ya dig?

The phone rings. I pick it up and hear on the call that my mother's in the hospital. Apparently she was attacked by a Rankor on Bossa V. s***'s mad wack yo, but that's the reality when you're interning with Bobby Fetto, the meanest, toughest son'a'b**** in the eastern quadrant. My glock's always hot, but that maniac has continual muzzle flare; now that's wack.

I walk into the room. The light inside is broken, but I still work.

I guide myself towards the tall, mysterious man with the question mark on his face: "Everyone's disgusting and ugly in here? Allow me to save you from this torture posthaste." I hold out my hand, hoping to guide him elsewhere.

OOC: OK this is sexual harassment, he does this to me on skype and discord can someone call the cops for me please I'm uncomfortable

OoC: Make no mistake, this isn't a spam section. I'll still enforce the rules of the site here in your OoC posts, so let's either not start with accusations you don't mean, or block him.

I behead the king and party with the court servants. The crown is made of lead so i use it to make a fancy pencil collection. Everyone in the Mojave desert suddenly dies of AIDS seconds before the cure is released at Smith's.