wow man, I just wanted to see if you were going to be with a gay guy and be happy together

but no you say what I say is weird and treat me like a minority, and I just wanted to know your sexual orientation

thanks, man

f*** poker I play 12 hours to to be up 1K after being down 1200 from 2 outters all night?? Jesus christ suck outs etc.

belth how often do you play poker

count cards belth

Well my grandma got sick Wednesday,went to the hospital Thursday,and died Friday
for some reason i realized somthing ( It hit me)
Wednesday
Thursday &
Friday come right after each other
WTF=Wednesday Thursday Friday
Weird aint it
(R.I.P grandma)
Man natures ironic

Actually, think about what would happen if it all went down a day later.

Solomon Grundy,
Born on a Monday,
Christened on Tuesday,
Married on Wednesday,
Took ill on Thursday,
Grew worse on Friday,
Died on Saturday,
Buried on Sunday.
That was the end,
Of Solomon Grundy.

What?I think i must be stupid can u break dat down 4 me?
(hope i didn't offend u)

Saw a production of Almost, Maine, by my high school. Wonderful performance. What I learned from it was: the magic of love can appears in some unusual ways; and that ironing-boards are the opposite of God. Ironing-boards = Satan.

Also, one of my friends recently found out his girlfriend is a trap. He's homophobic as well so he is not taking this very well since he kissed him before finding out.

Now wait a sec that actually sounds like some hilarious f***' antics

Tell us more about that story Zalo

Also since the topic is about what happened to ME today: I was very sleep deprived so I ended up losing focus and spacing out while walking a few different times and nearly fell. Possibly McDonalds was just putting drugs in my biscuits. I dunno.

It would match up with the final lines of the nursery rhyme if each event happened 1 day later.

I asked him about his girlfriend and he said, "I never had a girlfriend."

I was confused at what he meant. "What about that cute girl use were dating," I asked.

"That wasn't a girl, she was a trap. . ."

I really thought he was joking. I really wanted him to tell me he was joking because he always makes gay jokes. He's never looked more serious. I felt awful myself because I thought she/he/wtf was cute looking. But now that I think about how she/he/idk looks, it's like, "Oh. . . Ooooh! DAMMIT, WHY!?"

I couldn't help but laugh at my friend though. He was a drag-queen for Halloween and then he finds this out.

Holy snap, that is dangerous. What if you fainted while driving or walking down a street? McDonald's does tend to make people feel lacking in energy. It's what quickly build their hunger to want more of it.

i'unno a trap boyfriend wouldn't be so bad
like yeah it'd kinda suck that your girlfriend is a dude but i guess it's under my exception list


today i fell asleep a few times in class and it sucked

I didn't actually pass out man, but thanks for the concern. It's all sleep deprivation. McD's was a joke

Yesterday I got a very heated argument with my jackass of a little brother.

Just punch him