I summon my cat and he starts pewpewpewing all of them.
#win

I summon a laser pointer. I use it to catch the cat's attention and then lead it into a deathtrap.

i summon frostmourne and by the laws of WoW i automatically win lock this thread pls

I summon a fire to melt him.

frostmourne is a sword and lmao "fire"

I use the kaza-ana and drain all of your summon

I summon TOWK who deletes the post

I summon my whip to whip that fool.

I summon the XXI century to delete your whip from all possible media (except porn). Your whip will be sad and eventually it'll kill itself with it's own self.

Y-You can't do that!

That isn't fair!

I can, cause I can.

C'mon, anybody got balls to beat my XXI century? Come on.

I summon the 20^th Century, and it beats your century because it's better to have been born in the 20^th Century than the 21^st Century.

I summon Franziska and make you unsummon the 21rst century

Ok that's enough