Ive never read twilight or seen a movie but my sister is obsessed, and i mean obsessed with it. (and shes not a goth who thinks shes a vampire hakker x]) I feel like it has to be somewhat good because of the way she talks about it. Ive walked into her room so many times where shed be crying because of what she read (-_-'). But yea I cant really say anything because I know really little about Twilight.

(my sister told me Bella has a vampire baby that eats her insides out! thats pretty cool.)

Alright kiddo, this is where I tell you one of the great facts of life. People almost never desire actual quality. They don't want that. I mean, I wrote fanfictions for a brief time when I was a LOT younger, and I was terrible at it. But still people gobbled it up, why? Because I wrote what they wanted to read. Case in point, The Young and the Restless. This is a soap opera that's been on going since 1973, has over 9000 episodes, and uses every imaginable cliché every other day. But STILL it's popular, not to forget it has a carbon copy 'sister show' that has 6000+ episodes!

Alright kiddo, this is where I tell you one of the great facts of life. People almost never desire actual quality. They don't want that. I mean, I wrote fanfictions for a brief time when I was a LOT younger, and I was terrible at it. But still people gobbled it up, why? Because I wrote what they wanted to read. Case in point, The Young and the Restless. This is a soap opera that's been on going since 1973, has over 9000 episodes, and uses every imaginable cliché every other day. But STILL it's popular, not to forget it has a carbon copy 'sister show' that has 6000+ episodes!

You know what pisses me off?

Bella.

She's the most worthless, whiny, stereotyped, b$%&#, siren piece of s#%$& I've ever seen. She literally goes on for months whining about Edward, risks getting killed to hallucinate about him, wakes up screaming, pissing off her poor father, and leads an innocent lovestruck guy on just to completely tell him she hates that he's gay a werewolf and that he should just change the way he is. She self-centered, conceited, careless, and dependent on a guy who is so emotionally unattached that you could could break a steel girder on his heart. There is nothing redeemable in Edward, there is nothing making us root for Bella, there is nothing good about this entire thing. They should move in together and whine about how purple lipstick isn't in style anymore.

f#%$&. Twilight.

Couldn't agree more. Twilight sucks both of my char-broiled testicles.

Fixed.

That was mean. I was just agreeing with you.

Hey, Twilight deserves whatever slander is gets. If that means referring to someone else's testicles as char-broiled, then so be it. I'm sure yours are very juicy, sir, I'm just bringing the fans down a notch.

Ke ke ke... an excellent take on this garbage.

That was mean. I was just agreeing with you.