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let me tell ya something about chuck Norris...
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chuck norris doesn't tea bag the ladies,he potato sacks them
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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| Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:48 pm |
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chuck norris doesnt cut his grass, he dares it to grow.
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Joined: Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:31 pm Posts: 337 Location: None of your buisness Gender: Male
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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| Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:04 pm |
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:23 am Posts: 1305 Location: in front of the computer Gender: Male
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chuck norris sleeps with a nightlight becuase the darkness is afraid of him.
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| Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:24 pm |
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:28 am Posts: 892 Gender: Anime Girl
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when chuck norris says it's peanut butter jelly time, everyone on the entire west hemisphere has a PB&J sandwich.
_________________ You Are 100% Evil You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you! http://zero-xesend.mybrute.com |
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| Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:55 pm |
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 Joined: Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:27 pm Posts: 123 Location: Why do you wanna know? YOU PERV
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Chuck Norris doesn't go number 1 or 2 he goes number 3. _________________   CLICK ON THEM OR THEY WILL DIE. Adopted by Ashante08. |
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| Tue Dec 23, 2008 4:49 pm |
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Joined: Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:31 pm Posts: 337 Location: None of your buisness Gender: Male
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:28 am Posts: 892 Gender: Anime Girl
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chuck norris clogs the toilet when he pisses
_________________ You Are 100% Evil You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you! http://zero-xesend.mybrute.com |
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Joined: Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:27 pm Posts: 123 Location: Why do you wanna know? YOU PERV
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Chuck Norris does not have a chin hidden in his beard. He has another fist.
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So can I! Watch! ... AGGHHHH! MY EYES!!! _________________  |
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 Joined: Sun Aug 24, 2008 5:59 pm Posts: 509 Location: The world will never know
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I got three
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever. Chuck Norris's body temperature is 98.6 degrees... Celsius _________________      |
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| Wed Dec 24, 2008 3:58 pm |
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Joined: Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:27 pm Posts: 123 Location: Why do you wanna know? YOU PERV
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The box jellyfish is the most poisonous? I though it was the black mamba. _________________ CLICK ON THEM OR THEY WILL DIE. Adopted by Ashante08. |
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:28 am Posts: 892 Gender: Anime Girl
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
_________________ You Are 100% Evil You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you! http://zero-xesend.mybrute.com |
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If chuck norris can walk on water then michael phelps can swim through land.
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