People say the I'm the whitest black guy they know....special and strange, I guess.

people say that im the darkest white guy they know

I....don't really know how to think of that.

is that possible?
or are you black?

no im white
but i played so much in the sun i became ultra-tanned
speaking of which
if you take off my watch you'll see a huge difference between the color where my watch was and the color of the rest of my hand

Oh. I thought you were trying to say you were the "Blackest," (most ghetto personality) white guy people know.

Yeah, no offense, but that what I thought too. Sorry.

that's me

wow dude do you even sneak fast food into movie theaters

I don't go to movie theatres, I get all my movies from a guy who sells DVDs he keeps in the trunk of his car

semi-related: when i was riding the bus up to ohio to work one of the festivals, some guy put a movie in (it was one of those fancy a** buses with a dvd player and like six displays or something)

i don't even remember what movie it was but anyway we could clearly see people walking in front of the theater screen in the recording

he insisted it wasn't a bootleg

I don't usually listen to the music that people would consider "popular", and I just started putting into consideration that girls might not want to hear about things that guys usually want to hear (mainly jokes) a few months ago. Doin' better in life because of that, so.....yeah.

wow hipster

....is that good? I honestly forgot what that word means .

I call it that ghetto black guy on the Side of the street, selling drugs, but at the same preaching the word of God.

Basically it's an edgy f***, who thinks his/her ideas are more Intellegent than mainstream society.