Granted, but it becomes so large people can't see your username, user info, sig, or your posts.

I wish that my jeans didn't have holes in them.

Granted. Your jeans are now completely torn into pieces.

I wish SSF2 or SSBC had both quality and quantity, instead of SSF2 having quality but not quantity and SSBC having quantity but not quality.

Granted. When you play SSF2, SSBC will have both quantity and quality, while SSF2 will have neither. When you play SSBC, SSF2 will have both quantity and quality, while SSBC will have neither.

I wish that I got 8 hours of sleep every night.

Granted, but your sleep also consumes the whole day.

I wish that religion is gone forever.

Religion is gone but God exists and the evil power of your wish causes you to be labelled an unholy blasphemer and you will now watch as people slowly regain faith in God.

I wish fictional characters would become real and take heed to me.

Granted, but they mistake you for a villain and kill you.

I wish that snidbert64 would make a wish.

Granted, but I forget to type it in my post.

I wish Nintendo would condone SSF2.

granted, but sakurai insists that it become brawl 2.0
i wish i could have lucid dreams.

Granted, but every single dream is a nightmare that takes place in FNAF.

I wish that my phone was charged.

Granted, but it becomes one of those phones that was recalled because it spontaneously explodes.

I wish that you would quit forgetting to make wishes.

Granted, but my next wish is as follows:

I wish puzzler7 would die.

Granted, but I reincarnate as my current (previous?) self because I was unfairly killed by an internet wish.

I wish that snidbert64 would stop doubting beta.

He stops but your whole family gets killed

I wish to understand alien languages