Let's face it; it's not a good adea to act randomly in real life.
This game is the exception to the rules. You'll have to be random to survive!

Rules:
-You must PM me to sign up.-
-All players start with 1000 H (Health) And 1000 R (Randomness).-
-There is no limit to how much H or R you can have.-
-You regenerate 100 R per page.-
-If your H drops to 0, you're out!-
-When you post, you can choose of the random action listed below.-
-No double posting.-
-Some actions request you specify a certain target. In that case, make sure you state which player you want to taget in your post.-
-Most action cause your R to go down. If you have less R than the amount the action takes up, you will not be able to use that action.
-There are more explanetory effects action can have...-

Random Actions:
Slapslapslapslapslapslapslapslap
Augh! Stop! Nononononononono!
Specify a target, who will lose 40 H. Costs no R at all.
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZAR
Why? Because you are DR. OGNAPARUS! BWAAAAAAH!
Specify a target, who will lose 350 H. Costs 400 R. It must recharge for 20 posts after use.
Fountain of Youth
Glugglugglugglug... hmm. I feel 20 years younger.
Heal 200 H. Costs 300 R.
Frankenstein
It's alive... IT'S ALIVE!!!
Heal 25 R. It must recharge for 5 posts after use.
Fart
Whoever smelt it dealt it.
Specify for target, who will not be able to do anything for 3 posts. Costs 150 R.
Headbang
Please refrain from wearing headphones. Thank you.
All other players lose 40 H. Costs 200 R.

Players:
None. Come on guys.

I guess I'll signup.

BTW you forgot:
THE POWER OF !
smite your opponents with a smile!
cost: 250 R and 50 H.
Everyone takes 100 H damage.

I already have something similar.

~I'll join.~

I said PM me if you want to join... does anybody follow that rules anymore?