Wait, he blamed you for getting hit by a car? Yeesh, people these day's....

When I was 6, my 5 year-old neighbor though a wooden train at my head. Blood started gushing out everywhere, but I didn't feel it. Paramedics were nearby, ironically. I didn't need stitches, but my clothes were permanently blood stained, and now I have a small bald streak whenever I get a short haircut.









They were my favorite shorts, too.

Sounds gross and painful...

Age eight. Second time ever going swimming. I started thinking something alog the lines of "I wonder how far I can go without my life vest..."
So, off it goes, and deeper I swim.

Step 1: Dive into the Depths - Complete
Step 2: Return to the Surface - "Hold on... I can't swim..."

So I just float there. I open my eyes a bit and see a ton of blurryness: greenish yellow reflections of light the surrounding area. All I hear is the sound of the water rushing over my ears. I'm wondering whats going to happen to me. After about a minute, I give in to my need to breathe and release my breath. Now, I have no air, and I'm trapped under water. Before it got to the damatic "And then things started to fade into darkness, Mom comes a drags me out of the water.

After that, as I'm recovering from the experience, my idiotic bastard of a step father claims that he noticed me first and was "about" to come and get me out, but he wanted to finish his drink first or something (I still was unable to hear well and was gasping for breath). Long story short, Mom divorced him and everyone started living truely happy for the first time since I was seven.

Not once. Im not overly cautious but s***, i'm smarter than most of you. I was always the one second guessing the crazy ideas out of my group of friends. I'd probably say the closest i got to dying or having something dumb happen was driving with my friend while he was high....but then again i was high, so you cant call me dumb for that one.

When i didn't get a 6' plasma screen t.v for christmas.

I've had my share.

I was like 8, and I was slightly pulling on a cabinet, well, I ended up pulling too hard, and a 4' or so TV came crashing on my head. I was only like 4' tall, plus it wasn't a flat screen or anything, so it had a lot more weight.

Just last year, I was at a rafting trip for my school. God, I hated that trip so much. The teacher said we would raft past exactly 2 bridges. We passed 4. By then, we thought we were all gonna die. Plus each one of us almost died in our own way. I got pinned between the raft and a big rock while trying to get the raft unstuck. My chest was against the rock, and I couldn't breathe. Luckily my friends were able to pull it backwards to get it unstuck.

I was 10, and my mom's boyfriend was backing his fishing boat into the garage. He didn't see me, and he almost crushed me between the boat and the garage wall. He's an a****** anyways...



One more thing to Kotomi. You were at the Wisconsin Dells when you almost drowned at Noah's Ark, right?

Kinda brainless to get high in the first place, huh?

Why is that?

Yea, getting baked removes my depression.

Say no to drugs kids

Lets, see I think my closes time to death was when I choked on a bone. I've fell down stairs too many times to call it near death. I don't think a gun being pulled out on you is close- No it is when I say it. I got stabbed in the head in kindergarden (didn't spell that right). Lol, I think thats whats why I constanly forget how to spell words.

Ugh.
You know those little party toys that you blow into them and they like, make a squeaking noise or some s***? Ya, I was in school and had one of those, and I sucked it in instead (I'm a retard) and I choked on it.
So yea.

Lol Kebin impulsively sucks in

I pulled a chair on myself when I was two and needed stitches. Also, I've almost drowned twice.