Hi my name is Jago or Dark Sonic.
Read the rules,use proper grammar,and have a good time

Hi, Im Blitz, change your username (so you won't be judged) and...

and...

Welcome to MG!

why shoulsd I use proper grammar?

I like my username.

Don't double post. You'll get a warning.

So you don't look like an idiot.

I just wanted to act funny.

Never works in here. Ever.

DO I SMELL IMPROPER GRAMMAR

Oh it seems it has been remedied already

DO I SMELL THE WORDS 'THE HEDGEHOG' IN A USERNAME

WHY YES I FREAKING DO

...Welcome, newcomer! I sincerely hope you will change your name, because OTHERWISE I might break free of my self restraint and proceed to maul you! With a washing machine!

I will NOT change my user name!




P.S. You might want to use a house.

No houses are overrated and heavy

Washing machines can get the job done quickly and efficiently.



And again; your username has virtually no creativity. Do you have any idea how many '*insert generic name here* (though I don't think I've heard Sanquil before) the Hedgehog''s there are on the internet? THOUSANDS- no, MILLIONS. Also I hate Sonic and all his hedgehog counterparts (but Tails, Knuckles and most other (read; most) characters from the series are okay (especially Tails)), so... basically having 'the Hedgehog' in your name makes me instantly hate you. This time I'm gonna be nice and give you a chance to change it before I judge you for all eternity.

Just a tip; pronouncing that you're a Sonic fanboy around these parts? Not a good idea. Ever. I am not kidding. Spare yourself while you can.

Shut up at least I don't think War P. Anda has been used before ):

It is a usable variant

I think

D:

Oh, the irony.

By the way, how do you change your name?
EDIT: Nevermind, thanks Boberman_Fan.