*Gets an Metal arm* Time to kill that Gaianub Teamchaotex! *Pounds Teamchaotex's Head*

Teamchaotex: OW!
Me: *Pounds him again*
Teamchaotex: OW! Not again!
Me: *Pounds him again and punches him over 75 times*
Teamchaotex: OW! OW! OW! AH! OOF! AUGH! ACK! OW! OUCH!
Me: Now *Charges a Kamehameha* Ka-Me-Ha-Me--HA!!! *Fires it at Teamchaotex*
Teamchaotex: AAH! *Hangs on a cliff*
Primal: Die! *Stomps on Teamchaotex's hand*
Teamchaotex: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! *Falls down and ends up getting stabbed by a tree*
Me: That's why we are the only team that is active! *Goes back to Kart*
Primal: Yeah, We punish him for good. *Goes back to kart with Me*

1st with Primal

1st of all I don't do Gaia. I just like the avatars.
what the - is kamehameha
You can't punch someone 75 times in a row.

Okay...
*teleports to kart*
*pulls out a SERIAL N00B KILLER nuke and obliterates Sony*
*the recoil sends me flying into a speed boost*
*I shoot past Primal and axe kick him out of his half-destroyed cart over a bridge*
*1st*

*Teleports back*

Well, well. Kamehameha is an move from Dragon Ball Z

*Grabs an Pitfall that can't be teleported back and throws it at front of teamchatoex*
Teamchaotex: Uh oh! *Falls through pitfall*
Me: PWNED! Now time to save Primal!
Primal: HELP, Sony! HELP!
Me: Hold on! *Grabs an long rope* Climb it, Primal!
Primal: *Climbs the long rope* *Gets back* Thank you Sony
Me: I'mma Building a new kart!

*3 Hours later*

Me: Phew! Now the new Kart looks kinda cool
Primal: It's an Turbo Race Kart right?
Me: YEP! It's fast!
Teamchaotex: *Gets back* HA! Now I'm gonna pwn you back!
Me: YOU AGAIN! *Punches him over 50 times then roundhouse kicks him to the cliff*
Teamchaotex: AAAHHH!
Me: *Throws an long rope at him* Chaotex, This is your punishment!
Teamchaotex: *Grabbing the Long rope* Fine, Then i'll punt you next time *gets back onto the Cliff*
Me: Primal, Let's do an Double Attack!
Primal: Okay! *Rips Teamchaotex's heart off*
Teamchaotex: Augh!
Me: Die!
Teamchaotex: Uhh, Never!
Me: *Punts Teamchaotex*
Teamchaotex: Ow!
Primal: *Rips Teamchaotex's ears off*
Teamchaotex: YOUCH!
Me: *Rips Teamchaotex's brain off*
Teamchaotex: AAAAOOOWWWWW!!! *Dies*
Primal: That take care of him!
Me: We should be called, The Alliance of Racing
Primal: Sounds good one

*Me and Primal gets back onto the kart and drives*

Okay, that's it. Now I'm angry.
*My body dissolves*
Sony: Hey! WT-! I thought I killed you!
Me: Yeah right n00b!
Primal: Uh-oh... I've seen this before... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
*Primal runs away and trips on a banana peel; his watch flies off and lands inside the Turbo Kart*
Sony: Uh-oh...
*Turbo Kart explodes, killing Primal*
Sony: YOU LITTLE -------! I SPENT THREE HOURSE ON THAT!!!
Me: So that's why it's epic lose...
SOny: I SPENT THREE ----"N HOURS ON IT! DON"T YOU DARE INSULT IT!!!
Me: No, no, no, no, NO! I wasn't wondering about the time... it's epic lose because you made it...
Sony: COME HERE YOU LITTLE -
*Sony runs at me*
*My mouth dissolves, and the dust standing in the shape of my body swirls into other shapes, revealing Team Chaotex's True Form*
Sony: OH SH-----!
*Team Chaotex slices, dices, crushes, crashes, smashes, squishes, grinds, blinds, and blasts SOny into the sun, burning him up and permabanning him*
*Team Chaotex turns back into me*
*I get in my Chaotex Kart*
*1st*

*Resurrects* I can resurrect like you, clone

Teamchaotex: O rly?
Me: Yeah right! BLAAARRGGHHH! *Shoop Da Whoops Teamchaotex's body and turns into body hole*
Teamchaotex: AHH! OH-SHI!
Me: *Resurrects Primal*
Primal: *Goes back to life* Thanks Sony, Now double Kamehameha!
Me and Primal: KA---ME----HA---ME----HA!!! *Fires at Teamchatoex*
Teamchaotex: AAAAUUUURRRGGGHHH!!!! *Gets hit to the another cliff then the rock is going to fall* OH SHI-! RUN!!! *Runs away*
Primal: Chainsaw Boomerang, Sony?
Me: Sure thing! *Throws Chainsaw boomerang at Teamchaotex sawing his butt out*
Teamchaotex: AAHHH!! HELP ME!!! AAAH!! HELP!
Primal: I'm gonna drop it *Drops the knife* Oops, Looks like i did it, hahaha
Me:

*The Knife is falling into and stabbed Teamchaotex's Brain*

Teamchaotex: AAAHHH!! NOT MY BRAIN!
Me: That's what he deserve
Primal: Yeah! Let's go down to kick his butt! *Both Me and Primal falls down and lands with Parachute*
Me: Hey you!
Teamchaotex: Wha?
Me: *Punches him on the eye*
Teamchaotex: YOUCH!
Primal: *Kicks him to the nuts*
Teamchaotex: OUCH!
Me: *Hits him in the face with Sledge Hammer*
Teamchaotex: AAAHH!! My Face is broken!
Primal: *Rips his Heart off*
Teamchaotex: AUGH!
Me: *Chainsaws his legs off*
Teamchaotex: AAAAHHHH!!!
Primal: *Bites his arm off*
Teamchaotex: YAAOW!
Primal: Mmm, Bloodthirsty
Me: *Pedigrees Teamchaotex*
Teamchaotex: ACK! *Falls down and will not get up*
Primal: *Drops acid on his Back*
Teamchaotex: OOOF! AH! YOUCH!
Me: *Gets a bag of Thumbtacks and falls it on Teamchaotex*
Teamchaotex: Eeegh!
Primal: *Summons hellfire on him*
Teamchaotex: AAAHHAHAHAHAHAA!!! *Gets burned*
Me: *Steals Teamchaotex's soul*
Teamchaotex: Uuughhh... *His soul turns empty and turns into a piece of skeleton*
Primal: Let's go back! *Me and Primal hops onto the Balloon and jumps where our kart is*
Me: *Rebuilds the Turbo Kart* We did it, Finally!
Primal: Oh ya and... *Throws Smart Bomb where Teamchaotex is*
Me: Let's get outta here! *Both me and Primal gets into the kart and goes to the portal to Space Track and the Portal disappears while Me and Primal gets in*

*1st*

*somehow resurrects, despite all that bloodshed and gore*
*summons Nerdy Rain of Calculators*
*Calculators smash into Sony' head, killing him and replacing his brain with a calculator O SH-!*
*Sony becomes really smart*
*I summons Rain of Heavy Printers*
*A laser printer smashes into Sony's head, crushing it utterly*
*Five laser printers and 24 calculators meld with their Kart, causing it to become sentient and abandon them*
*Primal falls off and is eaten by dinosaurs, who then eat each other*
*1st*

I was in the Space Track portal with Primal so you didn't get in because *Sonic's Voice* YOU'RE TOO SLOW

Me:*Plays Ironin tune**Summons Epilepsy shield*

Teamchaotex: *Goes to the Space Track portal and touches the shield* OWW!!
Me: Thanks, Primal
Primal: Your welcome
Me: Everybody except us touches the shield. Will get brain disease in 10 minutes
Teamchaotex: Uh oh!

*9 minutes later*

Teamchaotex: Ughh, I'm not feeling so well. uhh uh.

*1 Minute later*

Teamchaotex: *Gets an Brain Disease* AAHH!! I can't take it anymore! I MUST...STAB...MY..Brain
An Fairy: Oh, What did you say so. Ok! *Knife appears in Teamchaotex's Hand then fairy disappears*
Teamchaotex: I'm.. *Holds the knife* gonna.....do...it *Stab his brain* Uuuhhh... *Dies*

Dude when i was doing that it didn't mean that i was in first.
i went to far and sirtopeia (The Host) Has no idea were i am
and neither do i.

That technically means im ?/10
in placing.

but oh well i might as well sleep until im found and everyone is
in the stage of the race that im in.

?/10th.....yes i am asleep.




And me because im no were near you guys.

SonyFlash: 1st Tied With Primal Diagla

*appears in a portal* Wow, that was sure a long trip. *sees sony and primal coming.*
*acts like if he was there since a long time* YOu're finally here huh? you took a looong time... well, if you excuse me, I'm going forward... see ya later.... *creates portal and goes to another portal travel, max closes the portal before anyone can enter and opens another one, seeing if sony/primal will take it.* *1st*

Fortran: Push Start to Portal
Me: Good Idea *Pushes start button* *The Portal comes* Thanks.... Um, Mystery Person *Me and Primal goes to the Portal*

Primal: Whoa, This is the desert?
Me: Yeah, It is. *Drives faster* Hey look, There's Max!
Primal: I'mma doing it!
Me: What about me?
Primal: *Jumps out of the kart then goes for the Falcon Punch to Max* FALCON...PWNCH! *Falcon punches Max*
Max: AAAAAAHHHHH!!! *Turns into sand*
Me: That's a Pizza Cake, Cake, Cake!
Primal: lul 8( *Goes back to the Kart*
Me: *Drives over 9000 speed* This is like nowhere

*1st with Primal*

Me:Yeah...
Teamchoatex:Fire slash!
Me:Ooooof!*Hits floor*

TO BE CONTINUED

Still Sleeping

?/10

OH NOZ. HE BE BACK AS AN ROBOT

Teamchaotex: That's right!
Me: Oh Shi! *Summons Chuck Norris*
Norris: Roundhouse Kick! *Hits Teamchaotex*
Teamchaoex: AIIHH! *Falls through Mount St. Helens*
Me: *Gets a rope* Hang it, Primal!
Primal: *Grabs the rope then goes back*

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