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Joke's galore!
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Joke's galore!
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 Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:19 pm Posts: 2682 
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Make a joke, and if its funny for 3 people, it gets added to the archive here below. Front page jokes can be rated.
Archive: Galician Jokes: Censored Jokes: 1. Rated 0/5 by 0 people. A drunkard comes to a saloon and draws a line and says - from here to here, there are b*****s and of here to this side they f**k their mother. Then a very s**k*d b*ck comes and says to him - I am not a b***h and the drunkard says - pass then and f**k your mother. People Jokes: 1. Rated 0/5 by 1 people. It was as soon as the mom of James said to him-james go to the market that we don't have any eggs left. James went, and before he got to the super he found a friend who said to him -james I have 2 passes to see the movie of king kong, james responded - I cannot go, I have to buy eggs from the super, his friend said to him - come to see it. you'll do it later, James okayed and went to see the movie. Later, in the movie's end, james went away to his house without the eggs that his mom told him to buy. When James got to his house, he said to her mom -Mom, his hands were very big, and his mom responded - and the eggs? James said - No, those I didn't see them. _________________    Last edited by maxmatsu on Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:58 pm, edited 1 time in total. |
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| Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:59 pm |
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 Joined: Tue Mar 10, 2009 6:28 pm Posts: 70
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I rate the first people joke a 0/1 (whichevers the lowest) it just didn't make sense!
 _________________ If you don't think Religeous stuff belongs in a sig on a forum, put this in your sig >.> 90% of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your signature. http://draken09.mybrute.com |
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| Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:53 pm |
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 Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:36 pm Posts: 2563 Location: ┐('～`；)┌ Gender: Anime Girl Currently Playing: SC2, SSBB (4168-0287-1402)
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Censored jokes are just retarded. Either swear openly, or don't swear at all.
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| Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:54 pm |
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:19 pm Posts: 2682
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I don't want to risk myself. Even though they won't probably care. _________________ |
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| Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:58 pm |
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Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:36 pm Posts: 2563 Location: ┐('～`；)┌ Gender: Anime Girl Currently Playing: SC2, SSBB (4168-0287-1402)
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The swears will be censored. Dunt worry.
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| Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:31 pm |
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:19 pm Posts: 2682
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then theres no need to edit it. _________________ |
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| Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:10 pm |
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Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:36 pm Posts: 2563 Location: ┐('～`；)┌ Gender: Anime Girl Currently Playing: SC2, SSBB (4168-0287-1402)
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I actually find it comforting to see the little at signs, etc, instead of those doggone asterisks.
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| Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:54 pm |
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 Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:28 am Posts: 892 Gender: Anime Girl
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Asterisks are more censor-ish, *looks at nobody's post count*
Holy S**T,1337? _________________  You Are 100% Evil You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you! http://zero-xesend.mybrute.com |
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| Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:01 am |
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 Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:34 pm Posts: 558 Location: Blacksburg, VA Country: 
Gender: Male Currently Playing: Destiny. College, not much time for games.
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I got a good one:
A lady walks into an ice cream shop. The waiter asks her what her order is. She says, "I'll have the chocolate ice cream." The waiter says, "I'm sorry, we're out of chocolate. Anything else?" The lady then says, "Fine. I'll have the chocolate." The waiter gets irritated and says, "Ma'am please spell vanilla." The lady replies, "Okay. V-A-N-I-L-L-A." The waiter now says, "Good, now spell strawberry." "S-T-R-A-W-B-E-R-R-Y." "Great! Now spell F**K as in chocolate." "But there is no F**K in chocolate." "That's what I've been trying to tell you!" _________________ “When nothing seems to help, I go look at a stonecutter hammering away at his rock perhaps a hundred times without as much as a crack showing in it. Yet at the hundred and first blow it will split in two, and I know it was not that blow that did it, but all that had gone before.” - Jacob Riis |
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| Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:48 pm |
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 Joined: Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 1728 Gender: Male
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Haha. hahaha. ha.
 _________________ Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? |
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| Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:50 pm |
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:34 pm Posts: 558 Location: Blacksburg, VA Country:
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Mmm. Tough Crowd.
_________________ “When nothing seems to help, I go look at a stonecutter hammering away at his rock perhaps a hundred times without as much as a crack showing in it. Yet at the hundred and first blow it will split in two, and I know it was not that blow that did it, but all that had gone before.” - Jacob Riis |
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| Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:54 pm |
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:19 pm Posts: 2682
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Ah, its good. Though you'll need more than me.
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| Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:32 pm |
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:34 pm Posts: 558 Location: Blacksburg, VA Country:
Gender: Male Currently Playing: Destiny. College, not much time for games.
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Y TANK U.
_________________ “When nothing seems to help, I go look at a stonecutter hammering away at his rock perhaps a hundred times without as much as a crack showing in it. Yet at the hundred and first blow it will split in two, and I know it was not that blow that did it, but all that had gone before.” - Jacob Riis |
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| Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:32 pm |
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 Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:42 am Posts: 471 Location: Why should I tell you? Gender: Male Currently Playing: Patapon 2, Worms:OW2, Dissidia Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy III, Final Fantasy IX, Final Fantasy VII
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I'll give it a go, but my first is a limerick.
There was a young man from Nepal, Who went to a fancy dress ball. He thought he would risk it, And go as a biscuit, But a dog ate him up in the hall. _________________ Well, that's that. I said everything I had to just then. Don't bother me again about it. Pokemon Diamond FC: 4899 4911 1996 OH LAWL Pokemon Platinum FC: 0130 9838 6816 Ash (Note: Not yet ready for battle but I have a Level 30 Shiny Shaymin in a Master Ball for whoever would like to give me a Level 50 Articuno/Zapdos/Cresselia.) Pokemon SoulSilver FC: 4898 9417 2153 Kando (Who wants a Shiny Rayquaza?) |
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:19 pm Posts: 2682
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How will a dog eat a giant biscuit? O.o _________________ |
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