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let me tell ya something about chuck Norris...
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 Joined: Fri Oct 24, 2008 8:39 am Posts: 767 Location: The one place you'd never look Gender: Anime Girl 
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The Chuck is so awesome that you must always say "The" before his name.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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Chuck Norris invented pain.
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Joined: Fri Oct 24, 2008 8:39 am Posts: 767 Location: The one place you'd never look Gender: Anime Girl
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Chuck Norris is his own father.
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| Sat Jan 31, 2009 10:22 am |
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 Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:28 am Posts: 892 Gender: Anime Girl
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Chuck Norris once met Neo from the matrix, now Neo is "the two".
_________________  You Are 100% Evil You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you! http://zero-xesend.mybrute.com |
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Chuck Norris can kick the 300 spartans a$$ and be unaffected by rick rolls.
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:28 am Posts: 892 Gender: Anime Girl
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
_________________ You Are 100% Evil You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you! http://zero-xesend.mybrute.com |
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:19 pm Posts: 2682
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Chuck Norris is the new alphabet, so if you start to sing the alphabet, be sure to sing it right or you'll get a roundhouse kick.
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:28 am Posts: 892 Gender: Anime Girl
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*crashes into funeral and throws the old alphabet into a fire* Chuck Norris could have done that 100 trillion times better. PS:Chuck Norris could kill the old alphabet... and it's already dead. _________________ You Are 100% Evil You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you! http://zero-xesend.mybrute.com |
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:19 pm Posts: 2682
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Mission accomplished. Your rank: 6/10 C Chuck Norris rank: 100000*999999* *9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*999*9*99*  * 2 * /10 S, Because you never get to read it when you try to read Chuck Norris with him._________________ |
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 Joined: Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:40 pm Posts: 2168 Gender: Male Currently Playing: Rage, TF2, and some other vidya I guess.
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Chuck Norris can divide by 0.
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Joined: Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:31 pm Posts: 337 Location: None of your buisness Gender: Male
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Chuck Norris can divide infinity by zero |
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:28 am Posts: 892 Gender: Anime Girl
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Chuck Norris can divide 40 by 0 and get 2.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th, it wasn't Jesus's real birthday but he let it pass because it was Chuck Norris. _________________ You Are 100% Evil You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you! http://zero-xesend.mybrute.com |
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Gender: Male MGN Username: Tid Currently Playing: Deep™ The™ Game™
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He CHOOSES what time it is.
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Joined: Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:31 pm Posts: 337 Location: None of your buisness Gender: Male
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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