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eclipsezero
Joined: Thu Dec 18, 2008 8:10 am
Posts: 30
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Granted. And you are a bullied upon zombie.
I wish i was epic.
Yeah, i just amde up something random
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Eraser
Joined: Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:30 pm
Posts: 1728
Gender: Male
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granted, but you are epic... FAILURE!
I wish I could see my dead grandfather
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Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
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Beto
Joined: Sun Sep 07, 2008 1:27 pm
Posts: 798
Gender: Male
Waifu: Juandisimo Magnifico
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Granted, but he is a zombie and he eats your face.
I wish I had a penny.
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eclipsezero
Joined: Thu Dec 18, 2008 8:10 am
Posts: 30
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Granted. But thats all you have.
I wish i was a reploid. Preferably with a Z-Saber and Copy Buster
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Beto
Joined: Sun Sep 07, 2008 1:27 pm
Posts: 798
Gender: Male
Waifu: Juandisimo Magnifico
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Granted, but you gain the Zero Virus and you have no control over your actions, killing thousands of innocent lives, and the virus does bad things to you...bad things...
I wish that this wish can't go wrong at all.
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TomShoe
Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:34 pm Posts: 558 Location: Blacksburg, VA Country: 
Gender: Male
Currently Playing: Destiny. College, not much time for games.
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Whoops! The wishing machine is broken! I can't grant that wish.
I wish g=6.
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“When nothing seems to help, I go look at a stonecutter hammering away at his rock perhaps a hundred times without as much as a crack showing in it. Yet at the hundred and first blow it will split in two, and I know it was not that blow that did it, but all that had gone before.”
- Jacob Riis
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Beto
Joined: Sun Sep 07, 2008 1:27 pm
Posts: 798
Gender: Male
Waifu: Juandisimo Magnifico
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Granted, but you get a note that says ggg, which means 666, then a fiery pit opens and demons drag you straight to hell.
I wish I had another wish.
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Sol Django
Joined: Sun Aug 24, 2008 5:59 pm
Posts: 509
Location: The world will never know
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granted but you can't make the wish until the 30th of next February
I wish to be able to draw well
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Beto
Joined: Sun Sep 07, 2008 1:27 pm
Posts: 798
Gender: Male
Waifu: Juandisimo Magnifico
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Granted, but your parents see you drawing realistic gorey scenes, and they ground you from almost everything in life except for school and food.
I wish I had a donut.
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Eraser
Joined: Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:30 pm
Posts: 1728
Gender: Male
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Grant the f*** wish. Stop doing that; it's against the rules, and it's anoying. And stop mentioning Chuck Norris! He's the oldest meme in the book! oh rly? You made me hungry... granted, but it's a light fat-free donut, and floats out of your grasp. I wish my grandfather didn't eat my face.
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Beto
Joined: Sun Sep 07, 2008 1:27 pm
Posts: 798
Gender: Male
Waifu: Juandisimo Magnifico
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Granted, but he rips your nuts off instead.
I wish I had my donut back.
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maxmatsu
Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:19 pm
Posts: 2682
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Wish granted, but you get nothing, because donuts don't have backs.
I wish for an eatable cookie that won't do anything to me and that needs to go inside me, and that is delicious.
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TomShoe
Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:34 pm Posts: 558 Location: Blacksburg, VA Country:
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Currently Playing: Destiny. College, not much time for games.
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I WILL as soon as I can fix this' frickin' machine! And what's wrong with Chuck? Granted, but it's so tasty that you wish for more and more, and get so full that you explode. I wish my wishing machine was fixed.
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“When nothing seems to help, I go look at a stonecutter hammering away at his rock perhaps a hundred times without as much as a crack showing in it. Yet at the hundred and first blow it will split in two, and I know it was not that blow that did it, but all that had gone before.”
- Jacob Riis
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maxmatsu
Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:19 pm
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Wish granted.... but nothing happened (Because if you wish that your wishing machine fixes, how will that happen if it is broken?).
I wish I wouldn't explode from eating a lot of cookies, and I wouldn't go fat.
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| Sun May 17, 2009 12:38 pm |
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Eraser
Joined: Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:30 pm
Posts: 1728
Gender: Male
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granted but you get so skinny nobody sees you ever again.
I wish I had some soda now.
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