*just as when you hold it, your hand feels boiled*

*I stole the oven gloves from you and toke the cookie*

*I didn't wear oven mits in the first place, I keep cookie*

*catches cookie with a fishing rod and then goes inside the plane* "See ya suckers!" *sticks tounge*

*Gets on plane and steals cookie, then jumps out into one of my fighter jets that look disturbingly like dishwashers*

I am the pilot of that plane i steal the cookie take a parashout,grab you and jump out!Then i kick you away in mid-air to fall to your doom. I have the cookie

*I point out that I was driving, then everything goes as if it would have if you didn't pilot my plane* *Still haz cookie*

*I jump off the window and land on Panda's jet, I grab the cookie then jump off, then I safely pulls out a parachute*

*have cookie*

*Bakes Cookie*

*steals cookie before it's even baked*

*Bakes cookie*

*Unplugs baker switch*

*Pulls Panda's hat down onto his face*

I then threw the baker into a bear cave.

*takes cookie*

*Bear comes after you, attacks you, gives me the cookie.*

*after all I'm about the size of a bear, I squash him into a soccer ball and kicks it at you in the back of your head*

*takes cookie*

*Stunned by the new way the world works*