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 Joined: Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:24 pm Posts: 359 Location: In the site that never was, battling noobs with Way to the Flamer. Gender: Male 
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Legendary Ghost  Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:42 am Posts: 12630 Location: Belgium Country: 
Gender: Male Currently Playing: Final Fantasy XI, Left 4 Dead 2
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And so far, 1 in 10 of your jokes are funny, good job!
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 Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:14 am Posts: 1595 Location: The Aperture Science Human Relaxation Center Gender: Anime Girl
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Reminds me of the first level of SA2B.
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 Joined: Sat Mar 13, 2010 2:04 am Posts: 29 Gender: Anime Girl
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Here's a funny conversation:
Long Conversation: show Here's another one ______________ You: Hey Stranger: Hello, I am (rather maturely, I must say) in pursuit of educated conversation on the internet, so if you fancy yourself an individual of like mind, let the spark of our erudite sagacity ignite. You: M or F? Stranger: The sum of blobfish and eroticism inevitably totals: "nirvana" You: I like the words you are using it's intresting You: But are you Male or Female? Stranger: I see you are quite the intellectually mature individual Stranger: The philosophical forum does not differentiate, sir, between the genders, and neither should you You: WTF You: Stop using nerd words! You have disconnected. _________________ Other known Alias/Names: Enternal |
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 Joined: Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:22 pm Posts: 39 Location: everywhere yet no where at all Gender: Male
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where did you get those conversations
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Lol, BiTF. _________________ Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? |
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 Joined: Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:40 pm Posts: 2168 Gender: Male Currently Playing: Rage, TF2, and some other vidya I guess.
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Made it up  _________________ Other known Alias/Names: Enternal |
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SSF2 Developer  Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:17 pm Posts: 995 Location: Australia NSW (Kanto) Country: 
Gender: Male MGN Username: ElvisDitto Skype: ElvisDitto Currently Playing: Pokemon Alpha Sapphire, Super Smash Bros Melee, Super Smash Bros 4, TF2, Super Smash Flash 2, Overwatch Waifu: Applejack
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 BE VERY AFRAID! _________________ T.test [8/02/2014 5:54:06 PM] TAC3: On 2/7/14, at 11:51 PM, Ya Dad wrote: > ElvisDitto has a Ditto Safari : O prime example of life doing things right I love Geno |
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 Joined: Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:03 pm Posts: 809 Location: Um...here? Gender: Male Skype: TravisTheCrownlessKing94 Currently Playing: I wanna play that JoJo game,
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That is Elvisditto in that pic.
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Joined: Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:22 pm Posts: 39 Location: everywhere yet no where at all Gender: Male
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 Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:28 pm Posts: 1036 Location: Who cares!!! Im Gold!!!
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OMG lol. Im so saving this one on my computer _________________  Im blue for SSF2AF.Im spader555 of the mcleodgaming forums |
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Gender: Anime Girl Currently Playing: dudebro
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You ssir have made my day _________________  |
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 Joined: Sun Aug 17, 2008 12:57 am Posts: 512 Location: Stalker! Gender: Male Skype: 666
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 _________________  Once upon a time... Animals were telling each other jokes all of them laughed except the donkey, And in the next day they found the donkey laughing and when they asked him for the reason he said "I understood yesterday's joke." |
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Joined: Sat Mar 13, 2010 2:04 am Posts: 29 Gender: Anime Girl
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'Millionaire' Contestant Makes Worst Use Of Lifelines Ever
NEW YORK - Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. ' It seems that Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question, and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing 'the absolute worst use of lifelines ever.' After being introduced to the show's host Meredith Vieira, Evans assured her that she was ready to play, whereupon she was posed with an extremely easy $100 question. The question was: 'Which of the following is the largest?' A) A Peanut B) An Elephant C) The Moon D) Kettle Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she realized that this was a question to which she did not readily know the answer. 'Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie,' said Evans, as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief and disgust. 'I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be.' Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the 50/50. Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly easy question, Evans still remained unsure. 'Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!' exclaimed Evans. 'Darn. I think I better phone a friend.' Using the second of her two lifelines on the first question, Mrs. Evans asked to be connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office assistant. 'Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I'm on TV!' said Evans, wasting the first seven seconds of her call. 'Ok, I got an important question. Which of the following is the largest? B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds hun.' Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon. Evans proceeded to argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds. 'Come on Betsy, are you sure?' said Evans. 'How sure are you? Duh, that can't be it.' To everyone's astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her friend's advice and pick 'The Moon.' 'I just don't know if I can trust Betsy. She's not all that bright. So I think I'd like to ask the audience,' said Evans. Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favor of answer C, 'The Moon.' Having used up all her lifelines, Evans then made the dumbest choice of her life. 'Wow, seems like everybody is against what I'm thinking,' said the too-silly-to- live Evans. 'But you know, sometimes you just got to go with your gut. So, let's see. For which is larger, an elephant or the moon, I'm going to have to go with B, an elephant. Final answer.' Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated breath, and was told that she was wrong, and that the answer was in fact, C, 'The Moon.' Caution, they walk among us! __________ Some of you might of seen this but I'm just posting this so that the one's that have not seen it will see it, get it? _________________ Other known Alias/Names: Enternal |
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| Sat Mar 20, 2010 7:46 pm |
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im sad now NO U FIRST ILL DISCONNECT ON U AND ULL NEVER SEE ? TALK TO ME AGAIN!!
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