Time to bring the ultimate(idk maybe) Forum game to this website.

This game is a forum favorite for many sites I have been a part of in the past. This game is comedic, it makes you practice your wit, it is a good pick-me-up, and it is a good way to unite fellows together. The rules are simple: each person gives an insane answer and then a stupid question that the next person has to reply to with another insane answer and a different stupid question. Here are some examples:
[Cue Examples]
Post:
(Insane answer is dependent on last question but it would go here)
(space)
“Why can’t I beat the boss?”

Reply:
“Cause his power is OVER NINE THOUSAND! POWER UNLIMITED POWER!”
(space)
“Am I cool?”

Reply:
“ <FLACON PUNCH( or XHulk SmashX”
(space)
“Will this thread die?”

Reply:
“ No because THIS IS SPARTA! *Spartan Kick*

(Stupid Question)
[End Examples]

A few restrictions though:
Wait there are restrictions?

Also you guys don’t have to restrict yourselves to only joining in once, as long as you weren’t the last post you can re-post and keep the game going. One time I saw three guys keep the game continuous for several hours and they were having the time of there life. That isn’t to say that you have to rapidly add to this game, you can post whenever you feel like it as long as the fun doesn’t end. The last time I brought this game to a forum it went on for 30 pages and several months, let’s try to measure up to that forum and show our stuff(whatever that means) .

Anyway the game starts now with this starter post*cue dramatic squirrel*:

You will Die, but I will live on ALWAYS!*BOOM HEASDSHOT*(with the gun held the opposite way)

Can I haz cookie?