Pokemon Dystopia Dimension! (Part 1?)
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Yoshiblaze
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Cyber Limbo- When the code is run, David... 's hand falls off, teleports a foot away, and then comes back... Seedly Town Gym- Willie: *reaches Blaze* H-Hi Blaze: ... Hello! I am Blaze, the gym leader of Seedly Town. Since my speech is definitely not favored, let' just hop into the battle! Willie: O-okay [I can do this... right?] GYM BATTLE START! Willie: Uh, um, G-go Hoppip! *sends out Hoppip* Hoppip (Level 9): Hop! (Hi!) Blaze: Finally, a trainer who isn't overleveled. I can actually breathe for once. Go, Seedot! Seedot (Level 10) drops onto the battlefield
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Wed Dec 30, 2015 5:50 pm |
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Yoshiblaze
Joined: Fri Aug 07, 2015 5:42 pm Posts: 453 Location: "It's a Secret to Everyone" Country:
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Currently Playing: Pokemon Ultra Sun, Kid Icarus: Uprising
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Seedly Town Gym- Willie: Um, uh [Seedot is weak to Flying-type attacks, so...] A-Aerial Ace! Hoppip: Hop! (Right!) *uses Aerial Ace* Seedot: *gets hit and loses about 53% HP* Blaze: Hm. Still strong... Harden won't work, so, Seedot, Nature Power! Seedot: *uses Nature Power* Nature Power on a Neutral Battlefield turns into... Tri Attack! Hoppip: *gets hit by Tri Attack and loses 27% of her HP* Willie: N-nice job, Hoppip. Blaze: It took that quite well... Damage Calcs (since the levels are similar):
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Wed Jan 06, 2016 4:08 pm |
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TSF.Strife
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Kris swore very loudly, and an awkward question about the meaning of words ensued. Kris then realised that in Cyber Limbo, the plot didn't matter and so proceeded to try and create a solution whilst breaking the fourth wall numerous times.
Kris then realised that he'd created some kind of plot-reality distortion and thought he might want to stop "before it swallowed the RPG section whole".
It was at this point, he realised there was a migraine coming on. So Kris went to bed. It was probably for the best, considering he'd witnessed things he probably was too tired to comprehend. I mean, it's not every day that you see someone's hand fall off, teleport, and reattach itself, especially not on Pokémon.
When he got out, he was going to have some serious words with Nintendo.
/#/ I thought I'd have a bit of fun after today, because trying to compute with a migraine can lead to all kinds of silly stuff in your head. Trust me, I know from experience. Plus, Kris now has the world at his keyboard and is now trying to get out, I'd prefer to make it a bit more interesting. /#/
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Wed Jan 06, 2016 4:47 pm |
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Yoshiblaze
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(That's perfect. Like Kid Icarus levels of perfect (only thing higher is Deadpool))
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Wed Jan 06, 2016 10:11 pm |
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Yoshiblaze
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Currently Playing: Pokemon Ultra Sun, Kid Icarus: Uprising
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Seedly Town Gym- Willie: [Th-this has gone well... I hope it lasts] Um, uh, uh HOPPIP, AERIAL ACE! Hoppip: Hop! *use Aerial Ace once more* Seedot: *gets hits and loses 47% of its HP, which is just enough to get the KO* Blaze: A move that never misses. Lucky you, eh? Seedot fainted! Willie: .. We, we did it? WE DID IT! WE ACTUALLY TOOK THE LEAD! Whismur: ...Whis! (...Yay!) Blaze: Uh... Uh.... *to Roul in the stands* Does this happen often? *calls back Seedot* Anyway, go, Lotad... *sends out Lotad* Same as last time, but I used Random.org to decide how much damage it did.
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Thu Jan 07, 2016 7:05 pm |
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Kittenpuncher
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Roulette laughed and punched Willie in the arm. "He's a pretty lucky guy!"
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Thu Jan 07, 2016 7:14 pm |
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Yoshiblaze
Joined: Fri Aug 07, 2015 5:42 pm Posts: 453 Location: "It's a Secret to Everyone" Country:
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Currently Playing: Pokemon Ultra Sun, Kid Icarus: Uprising
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Blaze: ... Right... Willie, with quite a bit of pain in his arm now: [Hoppip's fast, so I know she''ll outspeed] Uh, Hoppip, Aerial Ace! Whismur: Whis, Whismur! (Go, Hoppip!) Hoppip: *uses Aerial Ace* Lotad: *gets hit and loses 49%* Blaze: Ugh, Flying-types really grind my gears... Sceptile: Sce sce scept- (Like a Kling-) Blaze: Zip it... Lotad, Sunny Day! Lotad: *uses Sunny Day* The Sunlight is harsh! Initial Calculation: Min/Max Decider
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Thu Jan 07, 2016 7:43 pm |
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Yoshiblaze
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Currently Playing: Pokemon Ultra Sun, Kid Icarus: Uprising
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(HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY to Kittenpuncher! ) Willie: We might have this in the bag! W-WE MIGHT WIN! Blaze: *to Roul* I'm starting to worry for your friend here... Willie: Hoppip, Tackle! Blaze: Wait, WHAT Hoppip: *uses Tackle* Lotad:*gets hit and takes 14%* Blaze: Uhh, okay. Mega Drain! Lotad: *uses Mega Drain and does 4%, healing 1 HP* Calcs: Random 1: Random 2:
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Sat Jan 16, 2016 6:06 pm |
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Kittenpuncher
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(Thanks yoshi!!) Roulette looked at Blaze. "He's kicking your butt."
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Sat Jan 16, 2016 6:12 pm |
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Yoshiblaze
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MGN Username: Yoshiblaze
Currently Playing: Pokemon Ultra Sun, Kid Icarus: Uprising
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Blaze: Uh-huh... Willie: Tackle, again Hoppip: *uses Tackle, dealing 14% again* Blaze: I think winning has gone to his head... Poor kid. Mega Drain! Lotad: *uses Mega Drain again, dealing 5%* The sunlight is harsh! Calcs: Same as last time Random 1: Random 2:
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Sat Jan 16, 2016 6:35 pm |
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Kittenpuncher
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Roulette facepalmed. "Willie. Stop using tackle."
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Sat Jan 16, 2016 6:45 pm |
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Yoshiblaze
Joined: Fri Aug 07, 2015 5:42 pm Posts: 453 Location: "It's a Secret to Everyone" Country:
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MGN Username: Yoshiblaze
Currently Playing: Pokemon Ultra Sun, Kid Icarus: Uprising
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Willie: *turns to Roul* I was using Tackle? Blaze, Sceptile, and Whismur (though, Whismur didn't really know what was going on) in unison: YES! (Sceptile said "Sce", Whismur said "Whis") Blaze: I was facepalming in my brain, and I'm trying to win! Willie: Oh... *anime sweat-drop* Uh, Ae-aerial Ace, Hoppip. Hoppip: *uses Aerial Ace* Lotad fainted! Blaze: Alright, you're learning. Whismur: WHIS! (YAY!) Willie: W-We have the lead?! WE HAVE THE LEAD! Blaze: Uh-huh. Anyway, go, Cherubi! *sends out Cherubi (Level 13)* The sunlight is harsh! (2 turns left) Calc: No need for randomizer since it KOs no matter what
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Sat Jan 16, 2016 9:49 pm |
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Yoshiblaze
Joined: Fri Aug 07, 2015 5:42 pm Posts: 453 Location: "It's a Secret to Everyone" Country:
Gender: Male
MGN Username: Yoshiblaze
Currently Playing: Pokemon Ultra Sun, Kid Icarus: Uprising
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Blaze: Well, I don't know if you may DIE when I tell you this, but, you've gotten me down to my last Pokemon! Hooray, I guess.. Willie: *smiles very widely* Blaze: But, you know that I won't let up just because you clearly, CLEARLY aren't used to winning... Now, Cherubi, unlock the key to winning, Secret Power! Cherubi: *unleashes a Secret Power* Hoppip: *gets hit and takes 50% (14 HP)* Willie: *heart skips a beat* Hop- Hop- ..pip took a lot a of damage... Whismur: *starts playing with it's feet* Willie: [Hoppip can't last another turn. Oh no, oh no...] Um, uh, A-Aerial A-Ace! Hoppip: H-Hop! (O-kay!) *uses Aerial Ace* Cherubi: *gets hit and takes 47%* The sunlight is harsh! Meanwhile- In Frostbite City- It starts snowing, with soft pats on Kris' roof. Route 1001- The path appears clear for Dyson to move forward Calcs: Random 1: None because I wanted SP to do max damage for story reasons Random 2:
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Sun Jan 31, 2016 12:43 am |
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Kittenpuncher
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Dyson moved forward to Seely Town, healed his pokemon, and entered the gym.
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Sun Jan 31, 2016 11:07 am |
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Yoshiblaze
Joined: Fri Aug 07, 2015 5:42 pm Posts: 453 Location: "It's a Secret to Everyone" Country:
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MGN Username: Yoshiblaze
Currently Playing: Pokemon Ultra Sun, Kid Icarus: Uprising
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Seedly Town Gym- Blaze: That did more than I thought...Eh. Secret Power, one more time! Hoppip: *gets hit and faints* Willie: *surprised and saddened* Th-this is b-bad, th-this is r-really bad... *panicking loud enough for Roul to hear* *returns Hoppip* Blaze: Poor little kid... *sees Dyson enter the gym* Dang, today's a busy day... FOR ONCE! Sceptile: Sce! (Yay!)
(No need for calcs as Secret Power would KO no matter what)
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Sun Jan 31, 2016 4:40 pm |
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