None of the deifnitions of carry say anything about hands, so lol?

lol.
Alright, maybe carrying wasn't the best word for it. Allow me to rephrase that.
I'm not walking around town with a fan.
There.

Thats even more general than carry. Watch this. I'm not walking around town with a dog.
I'm not walking around town with a friend.
I'm not walking around town with a horse.

Here is what you should of said if you wanted to imply the use of your hands.
I'm not walking around town with a fan in my hand.

No, I mean. I'm not walking around with a fan. period.

In my hands, on a hat, on my shoulders. Whatever.
I am not, walking around town with a fan.

Then why the s*** would you mention f*** hands you illiterate f***.

Because I thought they meant carry it with my hands obviously.
Either way, I'm not using one. So why bother arguing about it?

Because I'm an argumentive a****** and it satisfies me. BTW we're probably gonna get banned for spamming half the topic with our argument. Congrats to us.

Ah, that makes sense. Hmm. Well, I have a couple of warnings on me already, so maybe.

Lol it's like he's trying to troll or something

I tried trick 14 and 15 and one fact for sure: Its creepy as f***!!!

Id like to say a trick:

Hiccups Gone
Hiccups go to a point where they are annoying. Many people say that scaring the person with the hiccups will make them "disappear", but there is an easier way to get rid of them: Simply drink
water (or a juice) UPSIDE DOWN. It actually works.

That trick is just as old as the scare :/
Oh and, the scare works too. So eh.

Hiccup cures don't actually work. You just trick yourself in to thinking they do.

Could be. But I scared a friend of mine when she had hiccups and they were gone afterwards.
She didn't know I was gonna do it either, but I dunno, you could be right.