How about now, Kyzak? This one ISN'T covered in random.
Any way I can fine-tune it?
NickKun is a tall pale dude with blond dreadlocks.
He wears jeans, sneakers, and a T-shirt with his band's insignia.
Human, of course.
Age 14
Weapons: He doesn't usually carry any, but he can fight with a spear.
Mostly, he uses a replica of Faust's scalpel from Guilty Gear. (It's close enough to a spear.)
After an entire summer of failure, NickKun finally got his band, Insignia, to meet together to actually, you know, practice.
When Nick finally got to Gov.less's house, everyone passed out.
Ten-thousand years in the future, Nick and his bandmates were awakened by Ej Ferailo, who had finally succeeded in colonizing the moon.
It turns out that Ej was experimenting with time, and accidentally plucked Insignia out of the time-stream.
...
Anyway, NickKun works as a voice actor for Ej. He's also appointed a lot of random, menial tasks, like running The Sandbox.
He's too "easygoing" for any serious business, so he's hired a secretary (who goes by The Black Recluse) to take care of paperwork and the like.