None should ever shun the internet fappery had in honor of the one they call Megan Fox....EVER

Saw it, was nice.



I will laugh if they somehow bring the headmaster concept in a sequel.

My eyes.... this was almost as bad as Terminator Salvation.... hell, it was as bad. This movie... it just... sucks so much.

The stereotypes! Seriously?! Mudflap and that other a******! What the f*** was up with those guys!? I feel like complete garbage for having watched that. That was blatant racism and it should have been rewritten. I can't believe people thought they were entertaining.

Another thing, all of the f*** robots look the same. I can never tell who the f*** is who because they're always "hug fighting" and tackling each other.

Other grievances include the use of such language as f***, dick, and pussy, the constant sexual jokes, and the weak comic relief attempts. Even the effects were sub-par. I can't believe the degradation of our movie sequels is this steep. I would rather watch Spice World than this s***...

You have thus proved, you have no p****.

Saw it. Optimus is a freaking bad a** in this movie.

Everything was bad a** in the movie.

Explosions don't make up for the fact that you could drive a truck through the idiocy and racism it emits.

Nnnnnno. Michael Bay needs to die.

I agree with you on Mudflap and the robot's looking the same, I could only tell Optimus, Bumblebee, Mudflap, Megatron, The Fallen & Jetfire apart.

i thought the movie was pretty good

sure there was some bad jokes and bad fighting scenes
but it was entiertaining to me so i guees it reached its goal

I thought this movie was f**king awesome. I mean the fight scenes were incredible! I have heard a lot of people complaining about not being able to tell the robots apart. Well, I could tell them apart at all times... I don't know, maybe I'm the only one who can do so. The only bad part was that annoying a5s college room-mate guy. I really wanted him to get esploded by Megatron...
Well basically it was:
Amazing fight scenes
Pretty funny comic relief
Megan Fox
A tiny robot humping Megan Fox
PRETTY ESPLOSIONS
Megan Fox
his mom on some drugs
Cool sector-7 guy
Optimus' EPIC BADASSERY
Optimus' EPIC BADASSERY WITH CANNONS ON HIS BACK
A slightly confusing but decent plot
and... pretty esplosions w/ Megan Fox

It was meh. The plot seemed the exact same, it seemed at one point they wanted this movie to be a National Treasure movie (i.e. Sam saying, "No, this can't be the end. There's got to be more." when they were at the outside of the Temple of the Primes.), there were way to many parts with uneeded crude humor (the dogs, "Hi professor. I'd do anything for an A!", Sam's mom talking to the girls, Wheelie and Mikela, when they were landing from teleporting, how Mikela landed on Leo, the Sector 7 guy telling the Navy where he was when they were about to fire the weapon, and the Destroier (I think that's his name. The transformer the combined to make on big transformer) having balls, ect.), and Optimus beat The Fallen waaaaaaaay too easily. But the fight scenes were spectacular, even if they were kinda hard to follow. And am I the only one that thought that Megatron was a ton bigger in the first one. I kinda thought that the twins were hicks, not African Americans.

the mom was the funniest

The movie was cool, Michael Bay did a good job on the 2-5 second cutscenes this time. And the expensive looking explosions were pretty to look at. But I perfer the first movie's script then this one. And the two racist twin robots were seriously not needed in the movie. It would be much better without them. The best part in the movie IMO was when probably Megan Fox running in slow motion.

And did anyone notice that there was a Oompa Loompa in the movie?