I tape the boiled skinned potato's mouth. I then throw it to Bowser, who is currently giant-sized, who uses Spinning Slide on the potato, launching it to the next poster's face.

It flies towards my face, and i duck. The potato so happens to hit Reggie Fils-Aime, who then looks at the potato then fires a laser beam from his eyes and sending the potato (Pipin hot) to the next poster. Then he tells the next poster that he's going to go play animal crossing on his 3DS and that the potato is not his problem.

The potato is a lie ad we must find the real potato

After a long 7 month search, the real potato has been found. Sadly, it has been turned into a decent batch of french fries. I eat one, causing some major PTSD from the last time I ate the potato. In a hurry to get this thing away from me before it eats me, I put all the fries into a bag and chuck them into the unknown (or, y'know, the next poster).

sorry i just really like this thread and would hate to see it die

suddenly a portal opened on the sky, with the aforementioned hot potato now speeding towards my face, i intercepted and grabbed the potato, throwed it into the sky, charged up my railway cannon and shoot the potato back to the portal, heading towards to a different universe and to the next poster...

I was currently building up speed for 12 hours to access other universes, but the potato bumped into me first, causing the speed to transfer into the potato and sending it into a parallel universe where the next poster is.

The potato enters the Twisted Reality. Somehow, i knew the potato was coming at me, so i grab it and chuck it with all of my force into a portal, sending it back to the main dimension and into the next poster.

The potato due to its andean origins, managed to jump from its true reality towards a dimension where oxygen is scarce as if it were in the mountain ranges, the potato itself acquired more destructive power and it headed towards its next destination which is currently unknown.... until next poster comes out.