An old adage read, "there is always darkness in light," here too, is that true. An age of darkness arises, the sun no longer shines; interminable night, death without decay.

Among such times of trouble did the emperor see it fit to draw together these men, not truly heroes; neither champions nor paladins, but schmucks*. For what purpose? To end the night. How? Not yet understood.

Into his chamber came the fools, offering their greetings...


*Whatever your character, he's incompetent

I walked into the chamber.

I was ready for anything

I looked around

it seemed like everyone else was lagging behind

*Walks in*

Hello?

I scoff at the ugly man

was he man, or was he troll?

*teleports behind belth*

"heh"

I unironically pull out my sword in case i need to defend myself

"Cool your irony kid"

Ugly man steps back and watches patiently from the corner. He pulls out and starts to read some manga.

I smirk for i am no kid but a man, he has let his guard down

"Stop;"

I pull out my sunglasses and a hammer

"Hammertime."

((OOC: lol))

I take out my gun and shoot the ugly troll face in the corner

I hate weebs... i mutter to myself under my breath

"wow... we should team up and blow this popstand"

hehe you think youre good enough to join me? doubt it...