Oh the incredible spam.

I wish for a sandwich.

It ends up being a Sandvich and Heavy punches out all your blood to steal it from you.

I wish for X-ray vision goggles that let you see through everything so you end up seeing nothing.

Ok 20 years in the future they cure you of the nothing X-ray goggles but as the effect wears off you find that your 14 year old daughter is pregnant

I wish from this point on everyone would type in rhyme till someone cancels it out

The rhymes will be stupid s*** like, "POOP TO DA DOOP", so no.

I wish to not be chased by f*** wasps when I ride me bike downhill.

They realize you are avoiding them so they attack you and you ide into a ditch and break your neck where the wasps sting you to your death.


I wish I knew every submission in existence and more that I create.

You didn't corrupt it, you provided a solution. The f*** is this?

FIXED What was I thinking?

I wish I knew every submission in the world and more that I create.

OK this is gonna be a little weird but in the future you master every submission you can take down everything from people to bears from lions to elephants. But one horny night you submit a *Beep*hold on your wife sending her into the worlds strongest orgasm accidentally killing her

I wish everyone here was like Q-bit or cupid or kyuubit ah F it you get it

Everyone is sarcastic and everyone gets angry at everyone and everyone leaves.

I wish the screenshots thread doesn't activate only when I'm not around.

Ok. Now the screenshots thread is a dead topic that no one reads or post in it.

I wish i would be better at football

You get a pro football offer and crack your skull in the process of putting on your helmet because you were actually not as powerful as you needed to be to play the game of football. Being startled by the cracking noise, you fall back and some teammate pushes you off when you land on him 'cause he thinks you're lying down on him, and you stumble out the door. You realize that the field is being destroyed and a cliff forms. You fall off the cliff and somehow land safely, but much potential energy is stored in your skeletal system. A bird poops on you and the poop makes the potential energy become kinetic. your bones all fly out of your body in pieces in all different directions, and your heart is intact. you have 12 seconds to live at this point, because your heart is still pumping but you've got some wounds. In your last 12 seconds, your wife leaves a voicemail and says she is divorcing you and your kids are going with her. She also says that you raised gay kids. Oh, and she threw out your favorite socks.

I wish I had another pair of sneakers right now.

They are the crappy "LeBron 9 Copper Splash" and they're raggedy and old and dirty and musty and lusty and dusty and crusty. Happy birthday *****!


I wish I didn't start back to school in three days.

You had to go to school a week ago, and have a large number of unexcused absences.

I wish this salami sandwich didn't have sourdough bread.

http://www.thecontroversialfiles.net/2013/07/p****.html

I wish that from now on nobody can use a text size smaller than the size I'm using right now.

People are unable to post some things that they don't want to be too obvious. That includes something you really had to say. The guilt burdens you.

I wish I always had ideas for SSF2 screenshots.