Just what it says.

I'm going to blow up the sun and, eight minutes later, everyone on earth is going to die in a dark, sub-zero vacuum.

when kfire acts like i do

I've got a better one: Somebody divides by zero.

if G.W bush drinks 3 times as usual

But if that's usual, why hasn't the apocolypse happened yet?

Nuclear Destruction!!!

i meant 3 times then he usually does

Oh.

Massive alien invasion!!!
They look happy, but they're EEEEEVIL!!!

When Franky uses more than 3 bottles of cola for his fuel source and when luffy starts drinking in his gear third

When McLeod Gaming ends.

when cleod gets sued for ssf2

ways

1. Global warming will cause the earth to flood and we all drown.

2.pollution will block the sun and we all will freeze to death.

3 Warfare eventually destroys us all

4.Ryan kajito comesback *shivers*

everyone on the bright side of the earth will see the Sun black as pitch and on the dark side the moon will be red as blood and lightning will strike from the heavens and earthquakes will shake all the earth, and the whole earth shall be at war, the planet will then explode, a tiny ship will be zooming away from where Earth was, in it is George W. Bush laughing at us, he shall meet with a larger ship, George W. Bush will walk in pulling of a rubber mask revealing that he was an alien sent to screw us over.

*shudders* I HAVE NIGHTMARES LIKE THAT! NO, MOMMY, KEEP THE TEXANS AWAY.

when the world runs out of ketchup mustard and pepper

Some idiotic scientist will accidentally create a solution that makes the atom bomb pale in comparison and blow up the Earth.

Or maybe zombies.