That's what you get for smoking the marinuwanas

did you see doctor manhattan's dick?

I once had a dream where I was sitting down playing a song on guitar that was very familiar to me, but I couldn't quite play it for some reason. That was all I remember. It was very weird waking up because I was like, why the f*** would I dream about doing what I do on a daily basis except more s***? I only realised it was a dream because I was staying at a friends place and I didn't even bring a guitar with me, only a mandolin.

When I was a kid I dreamed about standing on tiles in the sky with my friends and other people. Then one after another, the tiles disappeared and people began to fall into giant spikes. After what seemed an eternity, my tiles disappeared and I woke up the same moment the spike went through my body.

I could feel the pain for some reasons. That was not cool.

Sometimes I have dreams, that feel very real.

And then sometime later in life my dream actually happens.

I dreamed about just lying down but staying awake. Then I dreamed of falling off the bed and hitting my head. I woke up immediately after that. Turns out I just hit my head on the headboard.

Maby on your bed there was something sharp?

It was all a dream

I used to read word up magazine

last night i dreamt that i was hired to kill a group of people using fireworks in a casino

Someone needs to put that into a movie

it didnt work
at several points i gave up and used a steakknife but even that didnt work

I was in a Cinema and they Confirmed an Live Action Simpsons Movie

It was awful.

i dreamt that i had two huge goldfish in a little water dish
and one of them jumped into my sink and started putting more water in the dish

i dreamt that i asked a dude for a cigarette. he handed me an inhaler instead

He's like, 'you'll need this later on if you keep poisoning your lungs with those cancer sticks'.