I am revived

I insert a sword.

you get a hammer

I insert a spear

You get a wrestling move called the spear.

I insert Dreamland

you get nightmareland

i insert hyrule

You get a horde of monsters!

I insert Wii Love Brawl Comedy (YouTube it)

you get a free copy of super smash bros brawl, but the disc is in half

i insert my horde of monsters

you get the Evil Jar (go watch the Legend of Zelda cartoon)

I insert a Panda and a Koala

you get fuzzy babies

i insert my reciept for a giant soft pretzel i bought at the store becuz it tasted like my evil jar

You get half your money back.

I insert Luigi's New Mansion!

you get one trillion dollars to go buy furniture at serta and appliances at american!

i insert my fan character darkfire

You get the Knight of T after copying Darkfire.

I insert King Dedede.

you get king dododo

i insert knight of t

You get the mysterious ability to cut cloth without harming anyone

I insert Dr. Octagonapus.

you get over 9000

i insert 4

You get 44444444444444444444...

I insert a Life Shroom