1/10

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What word begins with N and ends with R and is something you would never want to call a black person?
Neighbor

Derp.

7/10

What's the difference between a knife and a porsche?

I don't have a porsche in my pocket, gimme your wallet

Heh. 6/10

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Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

8/10



its 1970,theres two cops,a white one and a black one,there is a eye witness that saw a recent shooting,the witness describes the shooter to the white cop and he hears "black,black,afro,black,6 feet,black,pants on the ground,black,super fast,black” then the witness describes the shooter to the black cop and he hears "white,long white robe,white,white,burning cross,white,5 feet,white,whiskey,white

it turns out the shooter was from iraq

5/10 I don't get it,(maybe someone else did but not me,)

2 guys are sitting for dinner
Man1:I say,I say,I say,What has a purple-spotted body,ten hairy legs,and eyes on stalks?
Man2:I don't know.
Man1:Nor do I,but there's one creeping up your back!!!!!!

you dont get it??? i give your joke 3/10,kind of sucks

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

What do you call a group of white man chasing a black guy the PGA tour

If your going to post a religion joke
At least make us laugh

6/10
Military wisdom.

A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.

"Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S. Marine Corps

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." - U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop

"If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - Gen. Douglas MacArthur

"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." - Infantry Journal

"You, you, and you . . . Panic. The rest of you, come with me." - U.S. Marine Corps Gunnery Sgt.

"Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance Corps

"Five second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal

"Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last, and don't ever volunteer to do anything." - U. S Navy Swabbie

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - David Hackworth

"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush." - Infantry Journal

"No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection." - Joe Gay

"Any ship can be a minesweeper... once." - Anon

"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." - Unknown Marine Recruit

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." - Your Buddies

"If you see a bomb technician running, follow him." - U.S.A.F. Ammo Tech Sgt

Joke please?

Whats better than 100 dead babies stapled to a tree? A: One baby stapled to 100 trees.

1/10
i have heard beter vesions

Mary:I think we shjouldnt have done that
Mark:Off-course we should have!!
Mary:What if get pregnant?
Mark:You don`t have to wory...
Mary:
Mark:Do you know smething called a condom?
Mary:*phew*yeah I know condoms.
Mark:I ate 2 of them!!

that was the joke the list !!!

@loltrest:5/10 meh

10 fun things to do at walmart,this is the joke by the way.

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get
to join in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW,
especially thin narrow aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I
think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what
happens.

I have never seen a typewriter in a WalMart.

3/10, wasn't really that funny

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Why are synagogues built round?
So Jews can't hide in the corners when the collection plate goes around.

-9999999999999999999/10


How many c*** do you need to change a lightbulb?





IDK!
Because they hide when ou turn the light on.

0/10


Nobody's joke: 9.9/10

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a poodle?

A dead poodle with an 18 inch a******.

7/10
Not really good at jokes but whatever.
Whoa, what huge shadow you have!
That's a black man.
Wow, he blended in so nicely with the wall.