Keybladewielder again? Seriously JC, how much do you hate him?
No offense to JC or KBW.
Back on topic.
Mercury's point of view.
"So yeah." JC mutters. "Keybladewielder's been too horrible to everyone. Well mostly everyone. Keeps braggin' 'bout his friends, and how they're gonna kill people if he stops the creation of Super Smash Crash. Can you do it?"
"Your wish, sir?" I asked him, "You know that consequences will befall you. He will not meet a pretty end either. Think long and hard...."
JC paused as if to hesitate, but laughed menacingly about a second afterwards. "Seriously? Me, pity keybladewielder? That's one of the best jokes I've heard all day. Just force keybladewielder to admit that Super Smash Crash was a failed game, almost everyone who saw it deemed it unworthy, and that his friends wouldn't really defy legal rights to kill someone even if he stopped the creation of his game."
"If that it was you wish, then, as a messenger, you realize that I will not be able to do anything otherwise." I told him, "If you end up not receiving what you wanted, it's not my fault. HOwever, I'm sure I won't have to get your permission once more for the wish and its consequences. Before I depart for the heavens, anything else?"
"Nothing less, nothing more,"said JC, before I left.

"Zeus!" I cried out as I reached the summit of my home, Mount Olympus, "Wishes are flying in back and forth! We've got things about not receiving flak, SSC never being created, people not being complete monsters, and many things about this man called... Keybladewielder. Apparently they don't like him, sire. What shall we do? They have wished to you multiple times, in hopes that you can do something!"
"They want Keybladewielder to recognize his mistakes and admit them?" Zeus asked, "So be it. It will be done. There will be consequences though, as there always are. Remember this, dear Mercury. Nothing is free."
With a wave of his hand, I was sent back to Earth, to monitor the carrying out of the wishes.

Keybladewielder seemed, to me, to be filled with energy, though that was probably Zeus' doing. He knew that someone was forcing him to admit his mistakes. But he didn't want to. Hades appeared to him, and said this:
"You know, boy, there's a way out of this problem."
"What?" he cried out, "You mean there's a way out of this mess?
"You see, child." he playfully whispered, "Zeus doesn't carefully monitor his enforcement too carefully. I can pretty easily undo the spell you're under. All it'll take is a life force of a betrayed friend. Those hurt the most, and will guarantee that my spell works. I'll possess you if you need powers for the soul. Just get it."

"Hold it!" I shouted, and Hades immediately possessed Keybladewielder. "What are you doing? A wish is a wish, nothing more, nothing less." Echoing his words, I'd realized that I'd been influenced by mere mortals. I chose to opt out, not wanting to watch the scene any longer.

Will let JC do the next parts: Terra's and JC's.

As the ice cream rain begins, it also falls on the pigs, who are enjoying their ability to fly. The pigs then fall from the sky, covered in ice cream. As the pigs continue to pile up, PETA cries, "OH MIGHTY ZEUS, SHOW US THE DEMON WHO WISHED FOR THIS!"

Zeus granted their wish, and they found you. You are now captured, and your fate lies on the one who has the whim to wish for PETA to free their prisoner.


I wish that nobody would wish for PETA to free their prisoner.

EDIT: Ninja'd by Terra.

"Guess I shouldn't have wished for pigs to fly and ice-cream to rain."he muttered. He was in a jail cell, with light shades of grey only covering the walls and the floor. Everything was so melancholy. There was a bed, but it was probably stuffed with rocks. There was also a toilet, but it was horrid. "Oh wait. I almost forgot. I can wish stuff. Heh."

"That is what you desire?"
"Yes."
"Your wish is my command."
And with that, Mercury drifted off into the black background of the night. JC managed to lift a sly grin on his face. PETA's headquaters were destroyed, and the jail cell that was holding him in.

keybladewielder's POV:
"Here he is. King Arthur."keybladewielder spoke.
"Are you sure, boy?"replied Hades.
"Yes."
Hades put keybladewielder on the ground, and proceeded to go into King Arthur's abode. "Stop!"shouted Mercury. King Arthur was already dead. "He is dead. You have no business here anymore!"shouted Mercury. Hades replied,"There is still one person's soul who I could steal from. keybladewielder." In a blink of an eye, Hades appeared next to keybladewielder and whispered in his ear,"Goodbye." before stabbing him in the heart.

OOC:I know it was short, but I wanted to end it fast.

I wish that I had a sword that could not turn on me and kill me, or make an evil sword army.

You get a sword that doesn't turn at all. In fact, it doesn't even move. It's stuck in mid air forever, right in the centre of your house. Oh yeah, it's also really big. Sucks that you don't have a house anymore.

I wish I had known MG better and not wasted time on a ridiculously long post that will never be posted.

You recognized at first glance that McLeodGaming was nothing but a waste of time and spent all your free time on Pixeljoint instead. As a result, you have surpassed Fool and have released 15 games for which you are the sole artist, all of which are huge successes

I wish that DJ would post his story anyway.

Once upon a time there was a boy named Terra. He had an account on the Mcleodgaming forums, and he enjoyed posting there.
One day he decided to create a new topic in the "forum games" section. Whether or not this was a good idea remains to be seen, but it was done and that was that.
This topic was entitled "Corrupt a Wish(Check the first page!)" which rumour has was based off the name of Terra's great great grand uncle's second room-mate's 9th cousin's daughter's brother's nephew's 7th cousin 4 times removed's pet fish's 1st owner's son, Koruptaivich Chikdephuztpajj.
See, Koruptaivich has the strange habit of - whenever he heard someone ask or wish for something - to state every bad thing that could happen if that wish came true.
People really didn't like this very much, so they told him that if he did it one more time, they would send him to South Africa in a banana.
Of course, Koruptaivich thought this to be very funny, and wanted to see if it would come true. So he did it twice. Once to his father's fish who he thought he had heard wish for a sandwich to gift him dude (Which was really a mis-heard version of "Koruptaivich give me food". Historians generally agree that Mr. Chikdephuztpajj liked to collect parrot fish)
So Koruptaivich said "If a Sandwich gifts you "Dude", then he'll only be able to give it to you in the next RPG you play, which will be based off of Bill and Ted's excellent adventure."
The fish didn't really understand this, but figured that it wouldn't get him fish food, so his learning AI assumed that it was an incorrect action and never did it again except when set to level one in which case he did it all the time.
The second instance of Koruptaivich corrupting a wish was after his father had wished for something, no fishes involved, parrots or otherwise.
His Dad has said “I wish for that dude to gift me a sandwich.” and Koruptaivich said “That dude gives you a sandwich and you eat it and greatly enjoy it. Too bad you’re poisoned now.”
And his Father became greatly irritated and sent Koruptaivich to South Africa in a banana, where he started a company which later became the largest parrot fish selling business ever seen in the world. Several generations later, the company was being run by Kulophdaifish Chikdephuztpajj, who was the great great great grandson of Koruptaivich’s Father’s parrot fish.
How the fish came to run the company is a mystery, but it’s an unimportant mystery right now.
Kulophdaifish then proceeded to eliminate all the

I wish Brik hadn't made my dreams come true and actually corrupted my wish.

Wishing that Brik didn't make your dreams come true causes a time paradox(see what I did there?) and your post, Brik, and you all disappear from existence.

I wish that Brik and DJ Wizard Cop would stop fighting.

They both die.

I wish I could have thought of a long story for that.

"Eureka!" KA called out, "I've finally got a great idea for that wish I'm going to corrupt."
Typing quickly, he thought of an alternate universe, where Terra, the person who tolerated KBW and JC, the person who hated KBW were brothers, and that the curse of the arguing brothers would be passed on to them.
""How dare you, Terra?" JC called out", KA typed, eager to share with the world what he had originally came up with.

But when he came around to posting it, the worst of the worst happened....
He was ninja'd..... by me.

I wish that DJ Wiz would finish his story, and tie up the mysteries of my great great grand uncle's second room-mate's 9th cousin's daughter's brother's nephew's 7th cousin 4 times removed's pet fish's 1st owner's son.

Turns out the owner's son is actually a rapist. That rapes you every night and you don't even know it.

I wish I knew what the f*** happened on this page.

You learn, but no one else understands, thus, making your head explode.

I wish for a room full of candy.

You are trapped in that room forever, with no oxygen, and so you die a lonely death.

I wish emoticons were never invented.

No one can express themselves clearly on the internet and it never becomes what it is today, resulting in the information age completely collapsing and humans forsaking technology forever.

Actually that might not be so bad. Oh well, that's what happens.

I wish for THIS Wish to be corrupted, and for it not to ruin the game.

In Mont. Olympus
"Sire!" Mercury called out, "He's at it again! And we can't back away this time!"
"Darn it!" Zeus thundered, "It's impossible! There's no way that this wish can even be granted, yet alone corrupted!"
"What do you suggest we do this time, sire?" Mercury naively questioned.
Zeus was trying as hard as he can, but he just couldn't find what part of the wish could be corrupted. "Impasse. We'll have to use the last resort, Mercury."
"What is it, sire?"
"Bring in Terra."

Somewhere in GMT+8
"Terra, Zeus is expecting you." Mercury told me.
"Again!" I asked, "The last time he did that, he didn't allow me to do what I wanted."
"Who cares. He still has to see you."

Back at Olympus
"Zeus, either give me full control or nothing." I clearly stated, expecting the worst.
"Fine. All control over the wishes belongs to you. Be forewarned though: no wish is free, and this wish is difficult."

Hehe....... DJ Wizard Cop is annihilated completely and sent to hell for making an impossible wish to the gods.

I wish that Dj Wizard Cop would not do anything more in hell, with no consequences to me.

Hell doesn't really work that way...

My wish wasn't even as impossible as "I wish for this wish NOT to be corrupted"
Because the granter MUST grant the wish, they have literally zero to actually corrupt, because even if they don't corrupt the wish, it ruins the point of the game, thus ruining the corrupter's fun, thus corrupting the wish anyway.
It is impossible to both grant the wish and corrupt it. Unless we apply quantum mechanics and Stephen Hawking's multi-verse, in which the wish would be granted in one universe and corrupted in the other...

See, your wish is kind of similar. "No consequences to me" implies that I can't even harm your family or people you care about in my corruption because that would make you sad which is a consequence.
What I could do though is something like

The rest of the planet and universe both blow up and cease to exist. You are not even the only living thing left, you're the only thing. However, because you wished for no consequences, you remain immortal and happy forever.
After several thousand years, you realise being happy forever in an imperfect and fallen universe really isn't all it's marketed to be.
Happiness without sadness is not happiness, just as dark cannot exist without light, because there is nothing to compare it to. If your life stays the same forever, how can you be happy?
Thus, your eternity becomes bleak and dreary and you live the rest of your eternal days in complete misery.

I mean, that KIND OF works, but I don't know if it really works. Anywho, because your wish is uncorruptable, I corrupt it anyway, which doesn't ruin the game, which uncorrupts your wish.

Therefore, your wish is both corrupted and uncorrupted, which means I have succeeded and we can all go back to wishing normal wishes again.

I wish for a sandwich to gift me dude.