The Bird's mask was cracked, slight rubble tumbling off to it's side and revealing the left eye. At the sound of said rubble splashing into the water below, the Bird boosted itself forward at incredible speeds. The wetness seemed to fly off the Bird at the boost, along with a few feathers, as the turbulence caused a large wave to follow the Bird. It was going so fast, it would reach the trio in a second and a half.

Simon crouched into a springing position as soon as the Bird dashed, his right hand barely touching the ground as he released an ear-to-ear grin of pure excitement, obviously ready for the oncoming attack.

Toon Link leaped; then he stuck his sword under his torso and pushed it down onto the bird. The red mist sprayed everywhere, staining Link's clothing. He swept out his sword and jumped off immediately afterwards, the bird squealing with agony.
At the same time, or slightly after, as the blood never grasped his shirt, Tony back flipped into the night sky and brought his katana down onto the bird's back. He sliced a fine line into it. The bird's wing ran into his face however, knocking him over. His katana fell somewhere into the water nearby. He was almost knocked out, but pulled himself back up.

Simon quickly jumped out of his springing position and into a drilling kick that imbedded itself into the Bird's stomach, causing to to cough up some blood and lose balance slightly as Simon grabbed onto its left wing. He suddenly regretted doing so as the Bird barrel-rolled and flung Simon towards his freinds. The Bird then flapped a bit in mid-air, getting ready for his next attack.

Tony fled for the waters, hoping to retrieve his sword. It was his only weapon.
Toon Link, after his attack, sped to the ground and turned the other direction swiftly, facing the beast. He pulled out his boomerang and lied a bomb on it's crest. He didn't have time to strap it. He lit the bomb and tossed the tool at the bird.
The bird began charging again, trying to pick up speed. It knew it would fall soon. Seeing the boomerang, it merely chuckled. Then it hit its face, creating a huge mark on its cheek and spouting puffs of smoke in front of it. It was close to blinded.


((Dying... :'( ))

((Can you add me please?))

((Done and done.))

Simon, after stumbling awkwardly, managed to get up just in time to see an explosion. The Bird was headed for a wall, making Simon conclude that it had been temporarily blinded. After a loud crash, a broken mask, and a large gash in the wall, The Bird stumbled backwards,somehow managing to fly upwards. However, it seemed to leave, as it flew over the wall it had just crashed into. ...Until, of course, it came back holding two things that Simon could only guess were minotaurs with spears in its talons. The Bird dropped the strange creatures as one went after Toon Link, and the other, not seeing Tony, went after Simon, who instinctively gulped. He had fought one of these before and won easily, but those guys had only had lanterns. This guys spear looked rather dangerous...

Toon Link wiped the sweat off his brow like it was no deal. He had dealt with these losers before. He pulled out his sword and slammed it into the creature; it retaliated just in time with a blow from the spear. The two collided. Link then got out an arrow and started swinging that. The minotaur got confused, backing away as Link got closer to it.

Tony grasped for air, still not seeing his katana. He had been underwater for almost three minutes straight and his body had just started complaining. He dove deeper.

The pig-like creature leaned forward slightly, brushing some dust off the grount with its right hoof. It suddenly dashed forward, dust streaming behind it as if it were a train, and Mr. Minotaur was apparently the engine. It took a slight leap as the dust vanished, then, holding his spear over his head, made a vertical slice downwards at Simons head.

Simon had seen this coming- holding your spear over your head is a bit of a dead-giveaway. Moving to the side, and kicking up a heckovalot of dust in the process simply due to the sheer speed he put into this move (a tactic of not dodging till the last second to suprise your opponent), he stepped on the spear, which had hit the ground Simon had once been a split second ago and was still resting there courtsy of the minotaur having not been expecting Simon to move so fast.

The pig grunted. Sure, this kid was fast, but he was also stupid, apparent through the fact he thought he could win against him in a contest of strength. His kind was naturally strong, and he was no exeption. Attempting to move his spear upwards and unbalance this fool... wait, attempting? That's right. To the boar's shock, the kid's foot didn't even budge. He knew it was possible for someone to be as fast as Simon (although he didn't know that was his name), although rarely, nobody could be that fast AND this strong... could they? The fat pig stood in shock, not knowing what he should, or even could, do.

Simon smirked at the boar, who obviously hadn't expected this. "Hey porky, mind if I borrow this?" was all Simon asked before he slightly twisted his right arm... then punched the pig in the face, horribly twisting his cheek by straightening his arm in the process. The boar went flying like there was no tomorrow. Simon flipped the spear into his hands with his foot before laughing at himself for overestimating these guys.

The pigs eyes glinted with anger. Had this human just called him fat? He somehow didn't manage to pay attention to the last part before he was completely blown away, twisting and turning in the air before crashing into the wall, leaving a large gash there in the process (although it was dwarfed in comparison to the one The Bird had left). He was conscious, but only barely. One of his tusks had been completely knocked out of his mouth by the punch alone, his head was bleeding heavily, and one of his arms was dislocated. He probably had a tumor, too. And then a part of the wall fell on him, knocking him out for quite a while.

The Bird, meanwhile, had decided- before Simon even started his fight, in fact, right after he had dropped the two pigs off- that they would need backup. Grabbing two more spear gaurds, it flew back towards the fray. The spear hogs didn't know what was happening, however, and, deciding he didn't want to randomly jump into something he didn't know about, wriggled out of The Bird's grip. The Bird would've sighed if he could've, but he couldn't. Why did minions have to be this tough to manage? Finally getting back to where battle scenes were taking place, he saw one of his minions charging at a kid with blonde hair and a brown bandana, and Toon Link making one of his men back off with an... arrow? Seeing as how one of his men had to be that cowardly, he decided that it needed help, so it dropped the newest guard off near Toon Link and watched as it advanced on him from behind.

((So...how should I start?))

((Just place your character somewhere, preferably his homeplanet/town/whatever, have him do something, discover portals, interlocking dimension, and stuff.
Eh, I'll join as Bowser Junior to introduce some more evil. If somebody could be Ganodorf, that'd be great.))

((Geez, Panda, detail much?))

Toon Link noticed the giant bird swooping over the fight, but didn't care for what was in its talons. He stuck the arrow into the minotaur-like creature, but instead of normal red blood coming out of the wound, a blue plasma flowed out instead. Toon Link pondered this.

"Hmm.. it looks more purple than blue. Doesn't it, Tony?" he asked, turning around to see what his friend thought. Antonio wasn't there, but a new pig was. It was about to strike, actually. Toon Link tried picking it up, but it didn't work. While he was attempting to uphold the monster, another was thrown at him. Link and the pig he was fighting were in a pile, while the pig hurled at him by Simon landed some distance away. Toon Link noticed his sword floating from the ground next to him, then be dragged undersea. He immediately followed suit after it, assuming that it was his eyes playing a trick on him.



Tony noticed a shine speed past him. He noticed just in time that it was his companions sword, and grabbed it before it got away. He was almost out of breath; he had been underneath the water for almost 7 minutes. The sword sped him all the way to the oceanic crust, to a giant bubble. The sword itself lodged into a giant metal substance on the ground. Tony pulled his hand away, bleeding. He then took time to examine the scene.

He was underground, in a bubble. He looked up and saw the shoreline above. It looked so close now...
The rest of the area was indeed a giant magnet. Tony didn't know why, but somebody needed all this metal. Since his body no longer required energy to stay alive underwater, he used force to separate the swords from the magnet. He examined it once more, and walked to the edge of the bubble. He didn't dare pop it, for the fear of it pushing him down. He instead slipped through. He turned around, and noted how big it was. At least a mile, he thought. He turned back and began swimming back to the air.


((Here's the situation- the minotaurs we're fighting are not normal pigs, but one's fused with shadows. Shadow bug clones of them, if you will. They are much harder to defeat than normal ones.
Somebody put that magnet down there- I'll develop that further as the story goes on. But it's just me trying to bring more evil into the story, so we can have some motives and such.
Also, Panda, you have two characters.))

(About the whole detail thing; I'm gonna be joining an RPing forum soon, one with RPers much better than myself, so I'm trying to get really, really detailed with stuff now. About the whole "I have two characters" thing; I'm not planning on doing anything with Tails for awhile, I'll use him when I introduce another character. Ohh and storylines yayyy.))

Seeing that Toon Link needed help, he was about to go over to him when he saw his own li'l porky pig get up from the rubble. "Wh- what?!" was all he could say. It had lots of violet blood seeping through its various wounds, and although Simon didn't know what color of blood these creatures normally had, he was simply suprised at the fact that it could even get up after that much blood loss, much less fight.

In the blink of an eye the hog had disappeared, a stream of dust leading up to where Simon once was- it was evident that the boar had sent him flying with an open-palm thrust in that same blink, as there he was at the end of the trail, holding his palm at a slightly upwards angle as an explosion of rock came into existance high up on a stone wall. Presumably Simon knocking into it.

Simon looked in horror as the beast disappeared- normally he would be able to see something moving that fast, but he was caught off guard. The shreik couldn't escape his lips before a palm smashed into them, sending him into a wall and causing a small explosion of dust and rocks where he hit. dropping off the high part of the wall, he had just regained consciousness mid-air, barely catching himself before he went head first into the stone floor. Even though his feet had hit the ground instead, another explosion of rocks and dust was caused by the speed of the fall. Slowly getting up, his eyes filled with hatred as he simply said "Bastard..." and rushed toward his opponent.

((Just gonna make this post shorter an' cut it off here. Because I feel like it.))

((Well I like it.))

Tony rushed out into the mid-ocean, meeting up with Toon Link. He gave him The Master Sword, and together they swam out to the top of the ocean. They poked their heads up, to regain air flow and to examine the scene taking place. Simon had been hurtled against a wall, and fell limply to the ground. The two companions jumped onto the stony floor as he got back up. The enemies were cornering Simon, but two of them had dropped their weapons. Tony took them and threw them into the sea. They then sulked towards the enemies, being careful not to make a noise. As Simon began charging, so did the two heros, slashing at the pigs from behind. More of the plasma was split, but it was unknown yet whether the attack was affected.

((ffs would it kill you guys to call them Moblins?))

((Thanks ))

Simon jumped at the hog (painfully- falling fifteen yards down on your feet comes with conciquences), and unleashed a fury of punches on its chest, moving it back slightly but not seeming to make it budge any more than that. When it tried to close both fists around Simon's head, he kicked off of the Moblins chest in time to avoid the blow. Seeing his spear moving to the edge of the ocean (which he had dropped after he hit the wall), he ran towards it and picked it up.

The Moblin ran towards Simon at blinding speeds and karate-chopped his stomach upwards, then jumped at his now mid-air body and thrusted and open palm at his chest, which, although it didn't have the same speed as before, and thus not as much power, knocked him flying towards his spear.

Simon scowled, that had hurt like heck. He'd be lucky if one of his ribs wasn't broken. But picking up his spear, he grinned and taunted the beast with a "Hey porky, come and get some!", which seemed to provoke the beast as it ran at him at sickening speeds. Simon just started spinning.

The Bird came back just then with another pair of boars, dropping them fairly close to the fight. One had a spear and one didn't. They landed, and seeing two fighting the pair of T's, they charged for Simon, leaving trails of dust in their midst.